I'm going on a date this AM.

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Villa Straylight.
Yes, I'm on a cloud. This feeling I feel pulsing through my body :ahh:

I'm surfing on a cloud called euphoria headed to love. I'll be making no stops in reality because that's boring.
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I'm only alive in the moment before she and I smile while looking each other in the eyes.

She brings the Brehspeare and Edgar Allan Breh out of me. But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet the sun. :banderas: the balcony scene
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#lightofmylifebars
#brehspeare
#edgarallenbreh
This might end in a few deaths breh. Be careful. :whoa:
 

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lol that's the finest chick he ever got. so he wants to be a dumbass and show her off to his barbershop (a place he frequents) so he can brag. but since he's an idiot, he's not realizing the landmine he's stepping into.

take a cute girl to a place full of nothing but guys, brehs
If she comes out the lions den unscathed that's a start
 

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The date just ended. shyt was fire. The last thing she said before she left my house is she couldn't wait to come back. We rode bikes around the city. She got a flat. And we went on adventure. Went to a street festival in Oakland then went back to my place. My roommates said she was into me.
 

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That, my brotha, is true.

I love your enthusiasm, she sounds like a keeper. And I love how you go all out. I don't know what's wrong with most of these posters. You woulda snag & hook me the moment you mentioned bike riding. I hate hearing people say shyt like "you bike ride? Why you doing white people shyt?" Anything "out of the norm" for black people are always bad smh have a nice date! Give updates.

I think what's off is he is putting too much expectation on a first date.

He probably has the dialogue and conversation already mapped out in his head. He has butterflies.

This is teenage puppy love shyt.

In other words, he's asking to get his heart broke.

But with that said,

Nothing wrong with taking chances. It might actually work :manny:
















Probably not though :dame:
 

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Thank you to whoever believed in me. We did so much on our date. I could have kissed her but I didn't. It's too soon for all of that. We had a lot of fun and got to know each other.

She's so nice. She got along well with my roommates. Somebody at the festival asked us to model clothing for them because we're a cute couple. We were breaking necks. Thirsty nikkas were everywhere.

She's hella fit. We biked like 15 miles. I taught her to ride a road racing bike. She did a great job. We both ate authentic falafel wraps for the first time. It was tight. She trusts me. We were running red lights and cutting in and out of traffic.

I live next door to a bar. We went in and got a beer. Neither of us drink often so we just talked. When the amount of white people in the room became too much to deal with we went to my house and kicked with my roommates.

Good signs: she touched me a lot and she was cool with me touching her. She never left my side.

I tested her. I'd leave her alone and spy on her from a distance. She didn't pay no mind to the dudes hitting on her and she wanted me to take the lead on things. She doesn't have an IG.

I sat on a couch across the room from her and she moved from the chair she was in to sit next to me on the couch. We kept drifting closer to each other as the night went on.

Our sense of humor is identical. We're both vegetarians. Both adhd. Former athletes. Studied the same thing in college. She loves to eat. I love to cook. We both love gummy candy.

She loved my fruit and cheese platter. We were in my living room listening to Lil Yachty eating double cream brie, gruyere, apples, and grapes. She said my house was really nice. I can tell my roommates liked her and she liked them. All my girls have to get a long.

She has great manners and she loves kids. She used a coaster without me asking her too. She took her shoes off and didn't mess up the runner rug.

Luckily my house is an art gallery. I live with an artist. And I cook so she and I kept the art and snacks coming while we all talked.
 
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She gonna reserve this nikka to be the clean up hitter after dirt dikk rodney requests to throw the opening pitch. :stopitslime:

The problem is while things went well on the surface this is something she could have done with a gay friend or home girl. She might simply not be stupid enough to jock other Men at the moment but just because she ain't sloppy don't mean she trifling.

I understand a lot of yall Oakland nikkas "different" and all - But by take charge Women don't just mean on a BS romantic date. It means taking charge of that chick's ass in the bedroom.

I am telling you all I did was take my Woman to a nice spot and immediately began sexual escalation on the 1st date to determine chemistry. There would not be a second if she didn't react well. Best believe we wasn't walking no romantic sunsets. Women are not romantic at their core, this is a wide misconception. They want to be fukked and dominated into submission by a real nikka. That's it.

fukk all that soft charming kissin shyt. A Woman needs to understand on a primal level you can excavate her cavern and uncover uncharted depths where no nikka has gone before :russ:

And taking her on bike rides and putting Arabic food in your fat mouth ain't proving that nikka.:mjlol:

Call me when that nikka Devon from Crenshaw send you a text saying stay away from "Sheila" (or whatever the fukk her name is ) cause she's his property :lolbron: and he fukked her that night after your precious dope date.

Seriously though no hate, I'm glad you enjoyed it, but as gay as it sounds - save the romance for your nikkas, for a bytch you need to focus on fukking and building sexual tension and establishing physical contact ASAP.

All this dreamland bullshyt gonna be a waste if she not physically attracted to you.
 

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She gonna reserve this nikka to be the clean up hitter after dirt dikk rodney requests to throw the opening pitch. :stopitslime:

The problem is while things went well on the surface this is something she could have done with a gay friend or home girl. She might simply not be stupid enough to jock other Men at the moment but just because she ain't sloppy don't mean she trifling.

I understand a lot of yall Oakland nikkas "different" and all - But by take charge Women don't just mean on a BS romantic date. It means taking charge of that chick's ass in the bedroom.

I am telling you all I did was take my Woman to a nice spot and immediately began sexual escalation on the 1st date to determine chemistry. There would not be a second if she didn't react well. Best believe we wasn't walking no romantic sunsets. Women are not romantic at their core, this is a wide misconception. They want to be fukked and dominated into submission by a real nikka. That's it.

fukk all that soft charming kissin shyt
. A Woman needs to understand on a primal level you can excavate her cavern and uncover uncharted depths where no nikka has gone before :russ:

And taking her on bike rides and putting Arabic food in your fat mouth ain't proving that nikka.:mjlol:

Call me when that nikka Devon from Crenshaw send you a text saying stay away from "Sheila" (or whatever the fukk her name is ) cause she's his property :lolbron: and he fukked her that night after your precious dope date.

Seriously though no hate, I'm glad you enjoyed it, but as gay as it sounds - save the romance for your nikkas, for a bytch you need to focus on fukking and building sexual tension and establishing physical contact ASAP.

All this dreamland bullshyt gonna be a waste if she not physically attracted to you.

I hear you and your kinda right but you cant just fukking generalise all women based on the few experiences with hood boogers that you've had. Any sweeping statement that being s with ''All women like..'' or ''All men like...'' is going to be dumb because we are all different.
 
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I hear you and your kinda right but you cant just fukking generalise all women based on the few experiences with hood boogers that you've had. Any sweeping statement that being s with ''All women like..'' or ''All men like...'' is going to be dumb because we are all different.

Yall always trying to claim we deal with exceptions. No, it's the damn rule. Worldwide. If you ain't focused on fukkin initially some other nikka gonna slip in on the side and pump her guts for ya mayne.
 

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Why have respect for the nikka if he gonna end up with his dikk in his hand anyway????

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Because you all had fun roasting him and his character and he still did it anyway, clothes laid out and all. He reminds me of Drake... Hes a p*ssy but he owns it and on some level that makes him a wolf in a world full of sheep.

Yall always trying to claim we deal with exceptions. No, it's the damn rule. Worldwide. If you ain't focused on fukkin initially some other nikka gonna slip in on the side and pump her guts for ya mayne.

Like I said, I kind of agree with you but get out the hood every once in a while nikka :mjlol: not all women trying to be strong armed into bed on the first date. I think what you are trying to say is they want to see confidence in a nikka.
 
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