I'm going on a date this AM.

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Because you all had fun roasting him and his character and he still did it anyway, clothes laid out and all. He reminds me of Drake... Hes a p*ssy but he owns it and on some level that makes him a wolf in a world full of sheep.



Like I said, I kind of agree with you but get out the hood every once in a while nikka :mjlol: not all women trying to be strong armed into bed on the first date. I think what you are trying to say is they want to see confidence in a nikka.

That whole confidence shyt is a misnomer

1) They must find you sexually attractive

2) You can't be nice or cater to the bytch until you've established dominance psychologically

Obey these 2 rules or fail and lose out to a nikka named Antwoine Demarcus Junior AKA "Peanut":mjlol:
 

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The date just ended. shyt was fire. The last thing she said before she left my house is she couldn't wait to come back. We rode bikes around the city. She got a flat. And we went on adventure. Went to a street festival in Oakland then went back to my place. My roommates said she was into me.

My nikka, quit lyin :beli:
 

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That, my brotha, is true.

I love your enthusiasm, she sounds like a keeper. And I love how you go all out. I don't know what's wrong with most of these posters. You woulda snag & hook me the moment you mentioned bike riding. I hate hearing people say shyt like "you bike ride? Why you doing white people shyt?" Anything "out of the norm" for black people are always bad smh have a nice date! Give updates.
Nothing wrong with his date idea as he isn't blowing a lot of money at all. It's the fact that he's already in love (infatuated) with this chick right from the get go. Dude on cloud nine quoting shakespeare :dahell:
 

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this shyt was mad flamboyant breh. you typing like you sitting on a cloud or something. Ol marshmallows in my double helix dna ass. Ol "you make my dreams come true" ass. Ol "I wanna dance with somebody" ass. :dame:

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Thank you to whoever believed in me. We did so much on our date. I could have kissed her but I didn't. It's too soon for all of that. We had a lot of fun and got to know each other.

She's so nice. She got along well with my roommates. Somebody at the festival asked us to model clothing for them because we're a cute couple. We were breaking necks. Thirsty nikkas were everywhere.

She's hella fit. We biked like 15 miles. I taught her to ride a road racing bike. She did a great job. We both ate authentic falafel wraps for the first time. It was tight. She trusts me. We were running red lights and cutting in and out of traffic.

I live next door to a bar. We went in and got a beer. Neither of us drink often so we just talked. When the amount of white people in the room became too much to deal with we went to my house and kicked with my roommates.

Good signs: she touched me a lot and she was cool with me touching her. She never left my side.

I tested her. I'd leave her alone and spy on her from a distance. She didn't pay no mind to the dudes hitting on her and she wanted me to take the lead on things. She doesn't have an IG.

I sat on a couch across the room from her and she moved from the chair she was in to sit next to me on the couch. We kept drifting closer to each other as the night went on.

Our sense of humor is identical. We're both vegetarians. Both adhd. Former athletes. Studied the same thing in college. She loves to eat. I love to cook. We both love gummy candy.

She loved my fruit and cheese platter. We were in my living room listening to Lil Yachty eating double cream brie, gruyere, apples, and grapes. She said my house was really nice. I can tell my roommates liked her and she liked them. All my girls have to get a long.

She has great manners and she loves kids. She used a coaster without me asking her too. She took her shoes off and didn't mess up the runner rug.

Luckily my house is an art gallery. I live with an artist. And I cook so she and I kept the art and snacks coming while we all talked.
You ain't kiss her? You already LAWST playboi.
 

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I finally got this girl to ask me out. I had to reach deep in my bag of fukkery to make this happen.

Confession: she's the first mulatto girl I've ever taken out. She's fukking beautiful. I'm not just saying that to big up myself. She's fit. I usually don't go for skinny girls, but she's got legs up to her neck.
:dahell: So you mean she look like this? :heh:
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I woke up to this text:" I had a great time on our adventure yesterday thank you for letting me be apart of it! "

I said:Me too. We'll have to do it again. We gotta get you standing up on bikes.

She said:I'm down :smile: that's a goal Ima set cuz I haven't stood on a bike since grad school

I said: You have great balance. Don't forget you rode between two cars twice. There was only enough space for your bike. Thanks for trusting me. I promise I'll never put you in harms away.
 

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I woke up to this text:" I had a great time on our adventure yesterday thank you for letting me be apart of it! "

I said:Me too. We'll have to do it again. We gotta get you standing up on bikes.

She said:I'm down :smile: that's a goal Ima set cuz I haven't stood on a bike since grad school

I said: You have great balance. Don't forget you rode between two cars twice. There was only enough space for your bike. Thanks for trusting me. I promise I'll never put you in harms away.

:martin: So Sweet....
 

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I woke up to this text:" I had a great time on our adventure yesterday thank you for letting me be apart of it! "

I said:Me too. We'll have to do it again. We gotta get you standing up on bikes.

She said:I'm down :smile: that's a goal Ima set cuz I haven't stood on a bike since grad school

I said: You have great balance. Don't forget you rode between two cars twice. There was only enough space for your bike. Thanks for trusting me. I promise I'll never put you in harms away.
I'm rooting for you. I really want to believe in love in this day and age.
 

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Thank you to whoever believed in me. We did so much on our date. I could have kissed her but I didn't. It's too soon for all of that. We had a lot of fun and got to know each other.

She's so nice. She got along well with my roommates. Somebody at the festival asked us to model clothing for them because we're a cute couple. We were breaking necks. Thirsty nikkas were everywhere.

She's hella fit. We biked like 15 miles. I taught her to ride a road racing bike. She did a great job. We both ate authentic falafel wraps for the first time. It was tight. She trusts me. We were running red lights and cutting in and out of traffic.

I live next door to a bar. We went in and got a beer. Neither of us drink often so we just talked. When the amount of white people in the room became too much to deal with we went to my house and kicked with my roommates.

Good signs: she touched me a lot and she was cool with me touching her. She never left my side.

I tested her. I'd leave her alone and spy on her from a distance. She didn't pay no mind to the dudes hitting on her and she wanted me to take the lead on things. She doesn't have an IG.

I sat on a couch across the room from her and she moved from the chair she was in to sit next to me on the couch. We kept drifting closer to each other as the night went on.

Our sense of humor is identical. We're both vegetarians. Both adhd. Former athletes. Studied the same thing in college. She loves to eat. I love to cook. We both love gummy candy.

She loved my fruit and cheese platter. We were in my living room listening to Lil Yachty eating double cream brie, gruyere, apples, and grapes. She said my house was really nice. I can tell my roommates liked her and she liked them. All my girls have to get a long.

She has great manners and she loves kids. She used a coaster without me asking her too. She took her shoes off and didn't mess up the runner rug.

Luckily my house is an art gallery. I live with an artist. And I cook so she and I kept the art and snacks coming while we all talked.
Awwww! I guys sound awesome! Keep being happy! U can't live ur life constantly afraid of being hurt.

The rest of ya'll need to let that hurt go but I know ya'll pretending for the Internet.
 

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I woke up to this text:" I had a great time on our adventure yesterday thank you for letting me be apart of it! "

I said:Me too. We'll have to do it again. We gotta get you standing up on bikes.

She said:I'm down :smile: that's a goal Ima set cuz I haven't stood on a bike since grad school

I said: You have great balance. Don't forget you rode between two cars twice. There was only enough space for your bike. Thanks for trusting me. I promise I'll never put you in harms away.
No IG? where did you meet this girl?
 
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