Im Gonna Be A Father Yall

[The Real]

I just found out a few hours ago. Shes all like, hey baby do you want to move in together. Im like haev you lost your rabid ass mind. Apparently shed taken a couple pregnancy test brands this morning and they both confirmed the truth. That a Prince or Princess will be brought onto this earth. Somewhere in a far away galaxy a star is twinkling as the light is being beemed into her womb to create the new gift. OMG This is it

So are you going to move in with her and get married?

 

[intruder]

I cant stand you as a poster...





but congratulations bro. Do the right thing and raise you kids to be better than YOU

 

[Esau = Evil]

Nice to know your kid won't look like you, and probably denounce your mother when she comes to pick it up from school, huh? And it will most likely not have children with anyone that looks like you, therefore you just destroyed your entire generation. Congrats.

Oh, and take this with you.




Deuteronomy 23:3
An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:



Deuteronomy 7:3
Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.


Deuteronomy 23:2
A b*stard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

 

[Mowgli]

But are you going to marry Chung Foo though?

A A A, dont disrepect the mother of my child with demonic stereotypes. Im not lovin it. I'll make an honest woman out of her.

 

[Mowgli]

Nice to know your kid won't look like you, and probably denounce your mother when she comes to pick it up from school, huh? And it will most likely not have children with anyone that looks like you, therefore you just destroyed your entire generation. Congrats.

Oh, and take this with you.




Deuteronomy 23:3
An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:



Deuteronomy 7:3
Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.


Deuteronomy 23:2
A b*stard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

From the man with b*stard children and 3 baby moms. You're kids are gonna grow up to hate your fukkin guts. This is your legacy. Raising posters on the internet instead of your own children. What a terrible father you are. Unlike me.

 

[Angel On The Rag]

Congratulations. Don't let your kid end up like gundamzeta.

this mowgli is an imposter, not the real mowgli with an asian bytch

god damn @ this whole thread thinking this is the actual mowgli from sohh

yall are dumb as bricks

 

[Malta]

I just found out a few hours ago. Shes all like, hey baby do you want to move in together. Im like haev you lost your rabid ass mind. Apparently shed taken a couple pregnancy test brands this morning and they both confirmed the truth. That a Prince or Princess will be brought onto this earth. Somewhere in a far away galaxy a star is twinkling as the light is being beemed into her womb to create the new gift. OMG This is it

My ex took two, both said she was pregnant, turned out she wasn't.

 

[Mowgli]

So are you going to move in with her and get married?

Yea just gotta make sure it isnt a hoax. When i see that belly bulge we moving in. We making it honest. Haw man. We doin it yall

 

[Brooklynzson]

Child out of wedlock? Its so demonic friend












































Nah, congrats b

 

[Silver Surfer]

miscarriage coming soon

 

[Sansprix]

ay coli!!! did yall hear that??? ol mowgli-mowg might be a daddayyyyyy... woowoowoo!!!!

Just saw that episode the other day

 

[ahomeplateslugger]

I cant stand you as a poster...





but congratulations bro. Do the right thing and raise you kids to be better than YOU

why do you and others hate mowgli for? i think he's the most insightful poster on here and probably the smartest. i never understood the hate for him. mowgli and art barr drop a lot of good info.

 

[Kalik]

In 2031 she'll be legal ya'll. JBO Goons... Hope it aint a girl these lil dudes waiting for her already....

Nah fa real congrats breh

 

[Mowgli]

My ex took two, both said she was pregnant, turned out she wasn't.

Its all about that belly bulge.

 

[Mowgli]

In 2031 she'll be legal ya'll. JBO Goons... Hope it aint a girl these lil dudes waiting for her already....

Nah fa real congrats breh