Im Gonna Be A Father Yall

[Broke Wave]

You right right there. Im feelin like you right right now. I've sonned you guys and its like now im gonna son or daughter my own seed. Whoa. On some dont ever in your long legged life bring a B + in this house type swag. Haw man, on some *tell that sweet ass kid across the street you'll never play with him* type swag. O we gonna win with the new gift.

imma pray its a daughter because a son would be far too easy. ya lil girl gon be doin fractions and a d-1 prospect by age 7

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

congrats bro, angelic thread..

 

[Mowgli]

imma pray its a daughter because a son would be far too easy. ya lil girl gon be doin fractions and a d-1 prospect by age 7

This is a demonic world that we live in and a man must shelter and slowly expose his child to the evils like a fish in a new fish tank. You cover them in plastic and let them get acclimated with the water before you let them swim. This means, i let the child observe without participating and jam pack their life with reponsibilities and hobbies to keep them away from the evils while enforcing a strict academic policy while the child is in my house. After 18, they can begin the journey on their own.

 

[Esau = Evil]

This is a demonic world that we live in and a man must shelter and slowly expose his child to the evils like a fish in a new fish tank. You cover them in plastic and let them get acclimated with the water before you let them swim. This means, i let the child observe without participating and jam pack their life with reponsibilities and hobbies to keep them away from the evils while enforcing a strict academic policy while the child is in my house. After 18, they can begin the journey on their own.

Or maybe that piece of shyt will just have aliases for every aspect of their life to keep you off track of their true personality and behavior......


like dad!

 

[Mowgli]

Or maybe that piece of shyt will just have aliases for every aspect of their life to keep you off track of their true personality and behavior......


like dad!

Aliases are for people without kids. Im beyond that filth now. You have 3 and you still on that. We just lead different Lifestyles

 

[Esau = Evil]

Aliases are for people without kids. Im beyond that filth now. You have 3 and you still on that. We just lead different Lifestyles

Yeah, your lifestyle is demonic, mine is holy.





have fun explaining to your piece of shyt why it looks different and why security had to escort you to that demons' class to pick it up with his hand on your shoulder.

 

[Mowgli]

Yeah, your lifestyle is demonic, mine is holy.





have fun explaining to your piece of shyt why it looks different and why security had to escort you to that demons' class to pick it up with his hand on your shoulder.

My child will be so brolic no one will say shyt to him cept can we play and if shes a girl, pshhhh same. I only create warriors. But the mammas gonna be lookin like at them PTA meetings when they see the genes that created my seed.

 

[MsChungLee]

But are you going to marry Chung Foo though?

Congrats Mowgli!!!! Your kid is gonna be

 

[Cat piss martini]

Congrats man.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Aliases are for people without kids. Im beyond that filth now. You have 3 and you still on that. We just lead different Lifestyles

So we shouldn't be expectin to see posts from "Mr. Somebody" and "Crackface" anymore right?

 

[Mowgli]

So we shouldn't be expectin to see posts from "Mr. Somebody" and "Crackface" anymore?

Nah. I have more important things to be thinking about then that. They served their purpose. Im writing a screen play and those are 2 characters in it. I created them so i could develop their characters more effectively.

 

[Esau = Evil]

My child will be so brolic no one will say shyt to him cept can we play. But the mammas gonna be lookin like at them PTA meetings.

Make all the jokes you want.


I know its burning slow, now.







But when that day comes, you'll have to answer to all that. Seeing that I was warning you for months now.





And you know what? WTF am I doing talking to you? You're an old loser bipolar nerd, and you probably can't have kids anyway.


That piece of shyt won't be yours.

 

[Mowgli]

Congrats Mowgli!!!! Your kid is gonna be

Who you telling. Kid has no choice but to become rich so i dont have to worry about retirement.

 

[Brock Landers]

I bet your S/O is praying like hell that child doesn't end up with those hair follicle genetics breh

But congrats for real

 

[Mowgli]

Make all the jokes you want.


I know its burning slow, now.







But when that day comes, you'll have to answer to all that. Seeing that I was warning you for months now.





And you know what? WTF am I doing talking to you? You're an old loser bipolar nerd, and you probably can't have kids anyway.


That piece of shyt won't be yours.

Worry about your own dirty kids. Somewhere probably cursing wondering what Trey Songz ate for breakfast.. Meanwhile you online, acting out a character nikkas play in their early 20's. We're beyond your pathetic way of life.