Im Gonna Be A Father Yall

Mowgli

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ΘГβĮŦ∆Ŀ ₣℮ŦЏگ;888462 said:
what about 3 foot tall insects?

My son myself and my girl are prepared for an insect invasion. We have increibly edged weapons, a lot of rice and bullets to hold ourselves down. We also have the brains to keep insect filth away from our radius with a variety of scientific techniques. You? Getting your foot gnawed off while you watch, talkin bout "chill" to an insect.
 

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grats my brotha

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pray you have a strong, healthy son
 

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My son myself and my girl are prepared for an insect invasion. We have increibly edged weapons, a lot of rice and bullets to hold ourselves down. We also have the brains to keep insect filth away from our radius with a variety of scientific techniques. You? Getting your foot gnawed off while you watch, talkin bout "chill" to an insect.




:aicmon:



Your girl will just start eating them, STFU.


 
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if its yours its yours.

a dna will make sure its certain, and the hospital didn't switch the babies ;)
 

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fukk being polite. I hope that shyt aint yours for its own sake. I hope your girl discovers that gay porn stash hidden on your laptop and she leaves your schizo ass. I pray she bumps into some simp at the grocery store and leaves you with a note on some [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1hSXTDtNw8&feature=player_detailpage#t=9s]"Invincible" - Vince Papale, final scenes - YouTube[/ame]

I'd even settle for a miscarriage brought on by you doing a bjj move on her :yeshrug:
 
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