Im Gonna Be A Father Yall

[Mowgli]

Edit: NM. Congrats on lil mowgli, breh. May he be a badass mofo and live The Lifestyle.

I can respect this post. Thank you.

 

[Mowgli]

congrats breh

Spoiler

but to you personal life

I think my jiujitsu career is about to take a nosedive. Im trying to train as much as possible before the baby gets here and pray i can get my black belt before the child is delivered. Ugh. Thats really the only downside to my personal life.

 

[Auger]

G hh uhhy

 

[Morethan1]

@Mowgli is everything going ok?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

@Mowgli is everything going ok?

is everything okay with them job application akhi

 

[Morethan1]

is everything okay with them job application akhi

I been working over a month now pimp

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli is everything going ok?

Thanks for asking. We're 2 months n change away from the big day. The great moment. The epic event. The tremendous transition.

I have no name yet

My girl is snoring like a man

My girl head is big as hell.

My jiujitsu is suffering.

But i still got my 2nd stripe on my brown belt last month before finishing 3rd in a 30 man jiujitsu every man for himself royal rumble.

My child is in perfect health

Im having a boy. But i knew that when i nutted. I dont have femininty in my DNA.

Her fam is stoked because i combo breakered their 6 child streak of girls. This will be their first grandSON! Making it grandchild number 7. The Golden Child.

We winnin.

 

[Malta]

Thanks for asking. We're 2 months n change away from the big day. The great moment. The epic event. The tremendous transition.

I have no name yet

My girl is snoring like a man

My girl head is big as hell.

My child is in perfect health

Im having a boy. But i knew that when i nutted. I dont have femininty in my DNA.

Fam is stoked because i combo breakered their 6 child streak of girls. This will be their first grandSON! Making it grandchild number 7. The Golden Child.

We winnin.

I expect him to rear naked choke out any individuals who dare test him in pre-school.

 

[Mowgli]

I expect him to rear naked choke out any individuals who dare test him in pre-school.

I cant teach him dark arts until the summer before middle school. Pre school he can begin his grappling/striking base with a lean towards mercy. Once middle school hits you have to make sure there is a baby dragon in there to unleash on anyone stupid enough to not take the pass he gives them prior to exploding in their face with the fury of my ancestors.

 

[Soundbwoy]

congrats breh

 

[Ikwa]

that it's not a girl. Surely bringing up a daughter in this world is a demonic act.

 

[Beegio]

Congratulations

 

[WhiteDawg3000]

subs

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Congrats breh hope for a safe delivery.

 

[IronFist]

congrats homie