Im Gonna Be A Father Yall

[Morethan1]

@Mowgli

 

[Mowgli]

The Golden Child has arrived and he is literally golden. He is the cutest child born in 2013. He is the most serious child born in the last 5 years. He is the most patient. His cries are for food and soiled filth in his diaper not random ignorant baby spazzing. Crybaby is not in his vocabulary. Hes already got ten g'sin his bank account. Haw man, what an immaculate experience.

I assisted in his delivery. I watched while all the gore while eating beef jerky like nikkas in the waiting room are p*ssy. When he recieved air, i held him and he looked at me like *omg, dad, where the fukk am i. That experience right there was cray. * Then i handed him to his mother so she could tell him it was gonna be alright.

Downside. These are the time when inlaws try your mutha fukkin patience with their love But its worth it.

 

[omnifax]

Congrats on your newborn.

 

[Mowgli]

Congrats on your newborn.

Much appreciated. Hes over here now, crapping in his pants with a face.

*wifey on it*

 

[AVXL]

Congrats breh. I felt the same way when my daughter was born last year

I was in the delivery room like the whole time

 

[Mowgli]

Congrats breh. I felt the same way when my daughter was born last year

I was in the delivery room like the whole time

Yea im lookin at nikkas that ran out the delivery room like bytches now. Soft.


Yea we over here pumpin bress milk and using bottles in the evening so we can stop wakin up like. Well me, not her.

 

[itsyoung!!]

 

[Houston911]

Congrats @Mowgli

 

[AVXL]

Yea im lookin at nikkas that ran out the delivery room like bytches now. Soft.


Yea we over here pumpin bress milk and using bottles in the evening so we can stop wakin up like. Well me, not her.

How's the cafeteria food & couch treating ya? We were in the hospital 3 days before we got home so get comfortable if your stay was anything like ours. ( no complications at all)

 

[Broke Wave]

congrats homie

 

[charmander]

The Golden Child has arrived and he is literally golden. He is the cutest child born in 2013. He is the most serious child born in the last 5 years. He is the most patient. His cries are for food and soiled filth in his diaper not random ignorant baby spazzing. Crybaby is not in his vocabulary. Hes already got ten g'sin his bank account. Haw man, what an immaculate experience.

I assisted in his delivery. I watched while all the gore while eating beef jerky like nikkas in the waiting room are p*ssy. When he recieved air, i held him and he looked at me like *omg, dad, where the fukk am i. That experience right there was cray. * Then i handed him to his mother so she could tell him it was gonna be alright.

Downside. These are the time when inlaws try your mutha fukkin patience with their love But its worth it.

congratulations brother

 

[Sunalmighty]

Much appreciated. Hes over here now, crapping in his pants with a face.

*wifey on it*

Happy for you

 

[Mowgli]

How's the cafeteria food & couch treating ya? We were in the hospital 3 days before we got home so get comfortable if your stay was anything like ours. ( no complications at all)

The pullout couch was wack but i was up for 24 hours basically from the time he got there till he was delivered so when i was able to get some rest i appreciated it.


We got there on the 19th and left on the 21st. I bought a bag of snacks because i cant fukk with that hospital trash. Lived on beef jerky, mcdonalds, candy, water and brisk ice tea. The beef jerky made all the difference. We didnt have any issues in our stay. Got him circumcised while we were there and he was screaming bloody murder the first 3 days. Now that thats over im just makin sure his head is pointed at me or his mom so he can watch us do shyt. Swaddle him at night and let him get his motor movement during the day. Flip him on his stomach so he can work on his neck muscles and give him some resistance training off his back to get his arms strong.

 

[Tom]

Congrats, hopefully when he comes of age he'll realize the religious nonsense he was raised on was bullsh1t and throw it in the bushes just like I did.


Dudes half Chinese (they're smart) so it's only so long u could feed him bullsh1t before he realizes summin is up.

 

[Mowgli]

Congrats @Mowgli

congrats homie

congratulations brother

Happy for you

Congrats, hopefully when he comes of age he'll religious the religious nonsense he was raised on was bullsh1t and throw it in the bushes like I did.

Respect to everyone excluding the bullshyt comment Tom made after he said congrats.

A part of me wondering how that breast milk taste