LeVraiPapi
Redemption is Coming
Congrats my man. Show dude the lifestyle so he can stunt like his daddy
Im Gonna Be A Father Yall
- Thread starter Mowgli
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Congrats Bro. You're a quality poster and I'm sure his uncles Crackface and Mr.Somebody are gonna assist you in becoming the best father possible.
come on breh, have some decency. take that shyt some where else, this is not the thread for it.
@Mowglicongratz
I can see it now
that child might fuk around and be the next president, I don't want my future presidents believing in fairy tales bro. Mowgli feeding this innocent child falsehoods like he'll eventually do is child abuse bruh.
eat a d1ck if u don't like my post
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beezy
Old Member
how many IT certs that nygga got tho
George Gooney
AA GANG AA GANG AA GANG
No doubt. I gotta take him on adventures through L.a and teach him which women are what, first so he can understand the difference between dimes and filth. How to find a wifey and how to fukk up your life. How to bag dimes while being successful without trickin like a suckuh, which are the benefits of having stunning personality.
Crakface teachin him jiujitsu. Mr. Somebody teachin him morals, i teach him everything else
Yea, basic wrestling starts at age 4 so i can prep him to handle himself at head start in the event some raggedy bytch son tries to establish dominance over him on the playground. My son will be the bully, for good.come on breh, have some decency. take that shyt some where else, this is not the thread for it.
@Mowgli
I can see it now
That reminds me. I gotta research biographies on Senators.
that child might fuk around and be the next president, I don't want my future presidents believing in fairy tales bro. Mowgli feeding this innocent child falsehoods like he'll eventually do is child abuse bruh.
eat a d1ck if u don't like my post
Hahaa, he'll be a+ and mcse ready when im done but im gonna push him to do whatever he shows strength in.how many IT certs that nygga got tho
Getting him ready for jiu-jitsu training early huh???
Congrats homie
Yup. By middle school, he is not to be fukked with. Just a humble keepin his grades high, doin jiujitsu/muay thai/basketball/piano who will air a nikka out and get the girl if hes tested beyond respectable limits. The renaissance swag will be in effect. I grew up before kids were living with scoliosis, hunched over laptops all day. Outside, playing n shyt. I think its important you push kids to be active, outside of the house, watch as little tv as possible, do something artistic, play sports, learn how to fight, be social, and experience the morality found in Baptist sunday schools. Plus with him bein half Chinese i gotta keep him close to the black community at heart so he doesnt hit me with that Tiger woods, i aint black bullshyt.
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the cac mamba
Banned
If i have a girl she'll never register on some message board to talk to you losers you can believe that. Especially a clown like you bruh.
if you have a son, will he log onto a message board under 3 different aliases?
I have a son and he'll do what he wants.
Mainly, separating himself from fukk boys.
The Golden Child has arrived and he is literally golden.
I assisted in his delivery. I watched while all the gore while eating beef jerky likenikkas in the waiting room are p*ssy. When he recieved air, i held him and he looked at me like *omg, dad, where the fukk am i. That experience right there was cray. * Then i handed him to his mother so she could tell him it was gonna be alright.
Downside. These are the time when inlaws try your mutha fukkin patience with their loveBut its worth it.
Congrats on your legacy
the cac mamba
Banned
I have a son and he'll do what he wants.
at this point, its like jay admitting he lost the battle
"i got stronger after i logged in as crakface"
