I'm Jaded Brehs... GMB

[General Mills]

When I was in the navy when we went overseas the dudes running off the boat to hit the brothels were all married dudes.

me and the other young single brehs would be Not saying we would not be up to paying for some ass but that was usually the last ditch effort if we struck out trying to holler at locals and 9 times out of 10 you could pull some local ass with a small amount of game


The married brehs had a flow chart of all the brothels at every damn port. I saw it one day and was like holy shyt

 

[Peter Popoff]

Also to be fair and play devils advocate, I have been in some situations with fiances, wives, bms and have plenty of female friends that go on girls trips to cheat and come back like nothing happened. Most of the time, it's just making out with a guy or grabbing his crotch but it depends on the situation they're in. If the guy is cheating, the girl is doing far worse.

It scared me into finding a chick that's more into me than I'm into her and just treating her with respect. I have female friends that I tell my girl simply not to hangout with because they will bring her into trouble even if it's as innocent as getting other guys to buy their drinks. I can even read if a chick is scandalous off bat, certain word triggers, views of men or if they talk about anyone behind their back is an automatic red flag.

 

[Wise]

anytime my mom brings up marriage and so and so man got married in his 20s I tell her it’s either

1. They’re a closeted homo
2. Actually truly loves his wife
3. Was forced by their parents
4. Can’t get any p*ssy so settles for the one girl that gives to him


Do you know how many married men whom I have encountered that post-marriage started getting some signals and started cheating on their wives right away?! No p*ssy having nikkas for 25-30 years and now start getting some action. Pop some kids in their wife and leave them at home with her as he is out cheating

I tell her “what’s worse: the married man cheating on his wife or me who is not in any relationship whatsoever who can see 5 different women in a week?”

 

[ChatGPT-5]

When I was in the navy when we went overseas the dudes running off the boat to hit the brothels were all married dudes.

me and the other young single brehs would be Not saying we would not be up to paying for some ass but that was usually the last ditch effort if we struck out trying to holler at locals and 9 times out of 10 you could pull some local ass with a small amount of game


The married brehs had a flow chart of all the brothels at every damn port. I saw it one day and was like holy shyt

being on a ship with a bunch of men for a year ....i can't blame them doe. is it right, no. but can i understand, yes.

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

I don't know if OP is trolling or not, but if he is, it's pretty genius in an ironic artistic sort of way.

For once a thread is made where people drop the pretenses and online personas and do some introspective analysis on themselves and relationships in general, pouring out their deepest thoughts and feelings on life, sex, trust, betrayal, etc...........all while OP just betrayed their trust in this being a legitimate truthful account.


If people really invested into this narrative and believed it to be true "for better or for worse", only to find out that OP was running trains on their perception of reality behind their backs the whole time.....




But in the event this isn't some well thought out elaborate ruse, for your own sanity OP you need to have this discussion with everyone of your friends. Few things in life are more painful than being disappointed by people you put your trust in. Your resentment towards them will only grow and manifest in ways that won't be in anyone's best interest. And that's true even if you choose to completely disassociate from them moving forward. If you feel this fukked up about the whole thing, you're mind is gonna crave closure until it gets it.

 

[AAKing23]

When nikkas do dirt it’ll be unearthed eventually


Dating/relationships are so toxic with men and women trying to take advantage of the other party, shyt is wack

 

[Killer Instinct]

Negged.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Reverse the sexes and thread would be nothing but "women ain't shyt", "GMB", "I told yall about these demons"

But with this configuration brehs are outraged at the thought of being judged

I wish it was the same thread about a married woman cheating and the same brehs saying "you don't know what's happening in her marriage"

 

[Morethan1]

I hope none of my boys post/lurk here.

I just did a guys trip for 4th of July weekend with 2 other married dudes and 1 guy who isn't married (so i'm not judging him).

These are brehs who I respect, and I'm close to their wives and I've been around their children.

Before the end of the first night they were deep in some sloppy Mexican p*ssy
And that's how it was all weekend.


I felt like I was the only breh there who remembered that I have a wife. And shyt they got kids too, i dont even have kids.

I feel extremely disappointed tbh... does anyone remain faithful?

My dude asked me to come over watch and the Finals game with him and his fam... I cant even face his wife (and daughter) and i'm not the one married to her.



This is why i'm so anti-marriage. Why the fukk would you get married if you just gonna cheat? This goes for men and women. Just stay single.

Every time I go on mens trips with the homies that's married this happens.

I could careless it's not my life

 

[Clay Puppington]

anytime my mom brings up marriage and so and so man got married in his 20s I tell her it’s either

1. They’re a closeted homo
2. Actually truly loves his wife
3. Was forced by their parents
4. Can’t get any p*ssy so settles for the one girl that gives to him


Do you know how many married men whom I have encountered that post-marriage started getting some signals and started cheating on their wives right away?! No p*ssy having nikkas for 25-30 years and now start getting some action. Pop some kids in their wife and leave them at home with her as he is out cheating

I tell her “what’s worse: the married man cheating on his wife or me who is not in any relationship whatsoever who can see 5 different women in a week?”

Or, she is embarassed of having an unmarried son and her friends clown her

 

[Deep_Black_Conscious]

Or, she is embarassed of having an unmarried son and her friends clown her

Those aren't friends

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

i've never had this problem only because i refuse to go out with my friends who are married. They always try to push that married life shyt onto me like i'm wasting my life by not being married..

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

If you really told your wife about this, you have 2 problems:

1. She’s going to look at you funny now - especially the next time you’re hanging out with your boys

2. She can slip up and spill that business to your boys’ wives or people who should be in the know.

God bless

 

[Goat poster]

Reverse the sexes and thread would be nothing but "women ain't shyt", "GMB", "I told yall about these demons"

But with this configuration brehs are outraged at the thought of being judged

I wish it was the same thread about a married woman cheating and the same brehs saying "you don't know what's happening in her marriage"

I done seen women do the SAME THING on trips that is described in the OP.

Did i judge them? NOOOOO

I just enjoyed

ANd when they got on the phone in the morning with some guy i don't know, I just respected the game and remained quiet ( usually don't know they are in a relationship until the morning calls where they are telling someone they just went out for drinks with the girls and had fun)

I'm like "oh so thats who they were texting so much last night"

I done seen it all honestly

 

[Reptile]

Why are you worried about it so much?