"I'm not a step father, im THE FATHER that stepped up"

[egsteel]

Your the man who doesnt know why the real father aint around in most cases.

THIS! This simp basically got sold a story by the mom and is running with it. Congrats on finding a life partner, but there's no reason to talk shyt about people you know nothing about.

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

80% of the time the shirt should really say

"I wifed up an ex thottie"

And only to find out she's still a thot.