I'm starting to believe sex is overrated

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Some girl, Same age as me and only lives around the corner. She called me up at 12 - 1AM (UK) and tells me to bring a friend and head up to her place.

I didn't bring a friend. I regret it.

When I get up there, there's 3 of them. Turns out its one of their birthdays but they had to bounce. All cool. Just me and the two girls. The one who called me up intended to fukk me, but she was a massive drunk state (On a Sunday night too:stopitslime:)

But her best friend was sober:yeshrug:

I'm playing all flirty and shyt when she decides to start moving on me:yeshrug:

She wasn't as attractive as the other one but she was still:ehh:

I didn't come prepared so she copped one of her Dad's johnnys:russ:

But the shyt wouldn't fit:mjlol:

She said had implants so we get down to business...

Infront of her bestfriend...
Who I had met previously and sort of had a lil thing going on, but never smashed.

She was there the entire time. I got home like 40 some minutes ago.

The bytch I fukked had a much better time than me. Didn't even nut. Not the first time either:francis:
I've only fukked like 5 different girls and I'm starting to believe sex is majorly overrated:mjcry:
She was sort of a BBW. Not fat but lil chubby (Big ass titties, without the chub:youngsabo:)
She rode me for like 1hr then her friend started bytching about something so we stopped for like 5 minutes to have a smoke. Her friend falls asleep on the same sofa, after a lil while I decide to say fukk it and just get back to it:heh:

Woke the girl up of course. After she woke up, she went to her bed. Me and the other continue fukking (In different positions now)

But after like 20 minutes the shyt just got boring and tiresome:shaq2:

So yeah, unless I get something to prove me otherwise, sex is overrated as fukk.
 
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Sex isn't overrated. What I've come to realize over the last year is that fukking different chicks at once or not having any type of connection with her beforehand makes it wack. Sounds like some simp shyt but if I'm not into you mentally then the sex will be wack and meaningless:manny: I mean if it's just sex and yall decide that it's just that then cool.
 
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MrSlyyy said:
Maybe you're doing it wrong or :wrist:
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:patrice:You mean I can still fukk her, give her pleasure but not so much myself?

The Black James Bond said:
Sex isn't overrated. What I've come to realize over the last year is that fukking different chicks at once or not having any type of connection with her beforehand makes it wack. Sounds like some simp shyt but if I'm not into you mentally then the sex will be wack and meaningless:manny: I mean if it's just sex and yall decide that it's just that then cool.
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It was that. She needed to get laid and I didn't see why not go for it:manny:
But the sex was WACK. I mean, it's my worst experience but the other times weren't really that great. I've fukked 5 in total. 3 of those I left with blue balls. The first time wasn't my fault though. Her Nan walked in:lolbron:
 
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:ufdup: Its yo duty to please that booty. Not even gone hold you up breh ... :snoop: even good p*ssy gets boring!
 
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SheWantTheD said:
Do you watch porn and beat your meat? If so, you should try and quit asap. Maybe you just aren't that attracted to these chicks or it's cause you don't have any connection with'em.

Was it that post clarity nut or something?
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Maybe you wack off too much and its killed all the sensitivity in your penis:yeshrug:
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Well, I am still a teenager. But I haven't touch myself in the past 3 days. That's a big build up:pachaha:
 
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The Black James Bond said:
Sex isn't overrated. What I've come to realize over the last year is that fukking different chicks at once or not having any type of connection with her beforehand makes it wack. Sounds like some simp shyt but if I'm not into you mentally then the sex will be wack and meaningless:manny: I mean if it's just sex and yall decide that it's just that then cool.
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im on that same wave these days to be honest. Had a lot of meaningless sex with "friends" and tbh the conquering or feeling of knowing I could get it was just fine for me. The actual sex was :yeshrug: to me even when it was good. Like I still enjoyed it on a physical level cuz I am a dude at the end of the day, but it wasn't amazing imo.
 
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