IM thinking about selling my virginity?

[PabloEscobar]

Your instincts to get the money??

bytch, your "instincts" have fukking FAILED YOU to the point where you're living at home and trying to sell cock that you haven't managed to give away for free yet. If you had any "instincts," or even some basic fukking salesmanship, you probably wouldn't be a virgin to begin with.

What fukking next? Are you gonna open a lemonade stand on the sidewalk and tell us that your inner hustler instinct told you to do it? Hell, your "instinct" probably told you it'd be a good idea to post a thread about this, and that was wrong too.

fukk outta here, rhinestone cowboy. The only instinct you have is how to punch numbers into the microwave and make your food warm.

laugh now cry later fukk nikka. i hope ur moms the highest bidder ima slang this cock to her then walk over cum on the family dog.

i don't think you deserve this name as pablo escobar homie.

dont let the post content fool you. ima about the action breh:hmmm:

 

[bangbreh]

a virgin named pablo escobar ain't about shyt

 

[PabloEscobar]

a virgin named pablo escobar ain't about shyt

explain to me how being a virgin changes anything? do you think you think close range face shots from an ak47 wont affect you because the one pulling the trigger was a virging smarten up breh

 

[bangbreh]

your talking about "action"
where you talkin about sex.
then your say your a virgin.
get your play skool guns outta here w/your trollin ass name

 

[Jasmine20]

You should post your pics. It may be women on here interested in buying your v-card.

 

[PabloEscobar]

your talking about "action"
where you talkin about sex.
then your say your a virgin.
get your play skool guns outta here w/your trollin ass name

im talkin about getting money...if you aint getting money nikka what is wrong with you?

 

[PabloEscobar]

You should post your pics. It may be women on here interested in buying your v-card.

these coli hoes aint got enough money breh

 

[Jasmine20]

these coli hoes aint got enough money breh

 

[PabloEscobar]

straight from the webcam

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

first off, try putting your v-card on ebay and watch it sell for 5$. could even make a coli event of it

second, ill solve all your problems, find yourself a fat girl to pay for your shyt. she gotta be ugly and insecure, that way she will do whatever to keep you around. but then i dont know if youre capable of that. since youre a 23 year old virgin who lives with his dad, and still has his dad buy clothes

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

im talkin about getting money...if you aint getting money nikka what is wrong with you?

you live with your dad fukk head all types of shyt wrong with you

 

[Bbwlover504]

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

23 year old virgin male trying to sell it off to some woman who will undoubtedly be fat and old if you somehow manage to get a bidder and your dad gives you an allowance Why can't you be normal for once in your life and deal drugs if you're too lazy to work go sell rock you degenerate, you'd be a immoral jackass but at least you wouldn't be a dirty whore trying to sell his dikk off to lonely and messed up women.....

-OR-

stop being lazy and find a fukking job this is probably the only option that will leave you feeling good about yourself afterwards

 

[PabloEscobar]

you live with your dad fukk head all types of shyt wrong with you

breh im willing to bet a majority of people under the age of 25 live at home. u sound upset u or ur mother probably have no idea who ur father is

 

[PabloEscobar]

23 year old virgin male trying to sell it off to some woman who will undoubtedly be fat and old if you somehow manage to get a bidder and your dad gives you an allowance Why can't you be normal for once in your life and deal drugs if you're too lazy to work go sell rock you degenerate, you'd be a immoral jackass but at least you wouldn't be a dirty whore trying to sell his dikk off to lonely and messed up women.....

-OR-

stop being lazy and find a fukking job this is probably the only option that will leave you feeling good about yourself afterwards

nikka u think mcdonalds or macys is turning down customers based on looks? this is business breh BIG business im about to money up off some old wealthy slut as long as the money right ill be able to get it up.