Im trans species ask me anything

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:mjcry: So brave, have you started sona replacement theory ??

I remember when I first found out that I was trans species vegan hotep tiger .. I remember looking at the frosty flakes cereal box as a kid, and somehow, deep down, I just knew ....:mjcry:
Its too expensive. Im about to start a gofundme for me and others like me to live out our true lives
I bet it feels good to let out who you are

What pronouns should we use for you dolphin breh, dont wanna offend
Flipper or ehehehehehc will suffice
 

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Breh I've been a dolphin on Wednesdays and Saturdays for a few years now but I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

How them dolphin bytches like though:dame::jbhmm::lupe:
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Breh I've been a dolphin on Wednesdays and Saturdays for a few years now but I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

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