Im trans species ask me anything

RedCloakBlackWraithe

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Breh I've been a dolphin on Wednesdays and Saturdays for a few years now but I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

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SunZoo

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Dolphins have beautiful vaginas...PM me when you get your vagina put on.

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Im trans species too, but Ive always felt like an aardvark trapped in a humans body *antagonizes OP over semantics, further dividing the trans species community*
 
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