Im trans species ask me anything

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I am coming out a trans-species to. I am a Saiyan trapped in a human body. As a boy I always wanted to become a negro super saiyan. Now I am going to do surgery and be a Saiyan. I used to wear Saiyan armor for Halloween as a boy. I now can blow up planets and fly. You have given me courage breh to come out as trans-species. You are a real hero. You deserve an ESPY.

This you, big bruda?

 

[KingHenrythe14th]

been laughing all through this thread. This is why i fux with the coli.....yall aint shyt!

 

[Yoda]

I feel ur pain brother.

i, too, am a fish trapped in a human body

i

 

[ZoeGod]

This you, big bruda?

He is a phony cis-normative Saiyan. I am a cis tran-blended mixed Saiyan. Now you made me triggered! You disrespected the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ+=-_)*&^%$#@!#$(?.// community!

 

[joeychizzle]

this whole thread
wavey

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

I'm trans-panda

My favorite hobbies is to eat, sleep and shyt

 

[TillWeDie]

 

[↓R↑LYB]

We don't blow anything over here in dolphin harlem

Glad to see the SeaWorld has adopted the Gospel according to Harlem

 

[How Sway?]

I lowkey came up with this idea already though

Since everybody is trying to become something that they are not, I'm thinking about syartimg a new wave called trans-organism wave and becoming a lion

Then Imma try to convince some bad bytches to become lionesses and join my pride

Fck in genius

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Breh I've been a dolphin on Wednesdays and Saturdays for a few years now but I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege.

This legit made me laugh out loud lol

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

You can't use the bathroom in our aquariums....you might pull some funny shyt and touch the other fish.








I'll get my coat.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Why couldn't that be me

Kinda miserable life you got that you wanna be a fukking dolphin for real when OP is just clowning

 

[lotteryplaya]

King of the hill had a classic episode where Hank was raped by a dolphin and Bill admitted he was raped twice by dolphins

I have always felt like a wealthy man on the inside so just need the lottery to make my true self exist to the world.

 

[Somewhere For Me]

You are dolphin.

Dolphins are rapist.

Rape culture thread.

 

[Sccit]

THIS MUFUCCA STRAIGHT UP JACKED A SOUTH PARK EPISIDE FOR HIS THREAD IDEA N WENT PLAT