i used to have a few spandex shorts too. i blame hammer. for real. all 67 pounds of me tried to pull them lycras off. i was vile.
i had em too with shiny penny loafers to match
i couldnt go around older women in em for shyt...kuz if i did and it was sittin right...they look down



"In 88 I was getting chased through my building" 
