"In COD, you can get shot like 10 times": Teens play Contra for the 1st time

[King Sun]

@PS4 why you let your daughter wear that fukked up lace front

 

[King Sun]

yeah these are fake. this game not that hard to figure out, there are 2 buttons.

those videos are all fake. You can always tell from the previews

 

[PS5 Pro]

@PS4 why you let your daughter wear that fukked up lace front

That was Beanie's kid

 

[King Sun]

That was Beanie's kid

 

[Wildin]

those videos are all fake. You can always tell from the previews

i know

they are stupid too.

Kids Play Ball in a Cup

**spend 3 minutes talking about the design, 7 minutes fumbling around and acting retarded**

Kids play Jacks

** 1 white kid shamelessly slams his hand on some jacks piercing his skin and causing small bleeding, while exclaiming "I dont get it! What!?!?! Is this how its supposed to be played?"**

**Black kid foolishly slaps the ball all the way across the room**

 

[Juggalo Fred]

just got a new cartridge of Hard Corps....love this game

 

[froggle]

Lmao wait til that friendly fire happen. Lmao. I wanna see them play ninja turtles. By far the hardest game ever. That game was hard WITH the Game Genie

I beat Battletoads, but that damn water stage in turtles

 

[Doctor Doom]

Metal Slug was my shyt as a young'un. :allah:

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I could beat this without dying by the time I was 10. This new generation of kids are so lame.

Stop lying b

 

[Brandeezy]

That broad in the screen cap is a teen?

She looks like she's about to hit 30

 

[Dwolf]

Of course they suck, its their first time playing it.
Ole "back in my day" ass nikkas

 

[Darth Nubian]

Stop lying b

Spread gun + R is op. You can shoot enemies before they even get on the screen.

 

[firemanBk]

My dream: Contra, Super C, Contra 3: The Alien Wars, Contra: Hard Corps & Contra 4 (which was amazing on the OG DS if you haven't played) all remastered in HD and re-released on one disk. Never gonna happen though

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

That's why we needed the Konami code back in the day.

Thank god the one hit kill days are over.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

My dream: Contra, Super C, Contra 3: The Alien Wars, Contra: Hard Corps & Contra 4 (which was amazing on the OG DS if you haven't played) all remastered in HD and re-released on one disk. Never gonna happen though

Never played anything beyond Super C, but I hear the rest was pretty good stuff (except for whatever one ended up on PS1). Even heard Contra Force isn't bad.