In Shape Brehs, Tell Me What I'm Missing

[Kid McNamara]

Another tall rich good looking coli poster

The fatness ruins everything though.

85k is rich? It ain't nothing bro.

 

[At30wecashout]

The day you realize girls are eyefukking you...teens, young adults, cougars...and they try to engage in convos with you even when you lookin like . It will be worth it. Just hit my bulk goal and STILL see abs. Letting that cut shyt wait till november at least. Need girls to pass the fukk out when they see the 8 pack on the flank and the BBC front and center

 

[KingTut]

@ this whole thread.

 

[13473]

 

[Kid McNamara]

9/10? name a celebrity you look like.

Some quotes from the racist cacs at bb.com

"you have a cute face opie, you should look pretty good after the weight loss"
"damn OP you gonna look awesome when you've lost the weight. Mirin facial aesthetics"
"mind=blown. You do not have the face of a ---lb man."
"impressive facial aesthetics for ---lbs bro"
"good luck, strong facial aesthetics, will be 10/10 when cut"

I used to get "better looking Will Smith." I've had cute white bytches play me "Do You Realize??" by the Flaming Lips. My shyt is on point...fat though.

Again, I got no reason to lie to the people.

 

[Another Man]

Confidence.

Women can smell the bytch in a nikka.

You could be , and broke as fukk, and still pull bytches if you're confident enough.

 

[Kid McNamara]

You could be , and broke as fukk, and still pull bytches if you're confident enough.

Hrmmm.

 

[13473]

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Idk bro you just have to present yourself and remember no one is perfect

 

[baracka zulu]

nikka got a lil money and still thinks he needs anything else to get p*ssy

You're an ugly ass fat fukk with no lyrical game. Stop tryna avoid the inevitable and just accept that the only way u fukking is if u trick off on these hoes.

 

[baracka zulu]

im skinny and i aint missing anything, skin and bones and min wage by coli standards yet messing with the best

but u aint fukking, so who gives a shyt

"Look @ me, guys. Im surrounded by bad hoes and haven't penetrated any of 'em. Clap 4 a nikka"

Ole bytches scorned me into becoming AC Green ass nikka

 

[sang_bleu]

I do not make six figures
I do not live in a six bedroom house
I do not drive a six series
I do not have six certs on my walls

But still eating

 

[The Nigerian]

Bro, those jokes kill every time. FOH.

 

[Sad Bunny]

The fatness ruins everything though.

85k is rich? It ain't nothing bro.

85k is good. Not rich but a great salary.

What you talking bout

That's like $3000 every 2 weeks or some shyt.

I guess it's nothing to silver spoon nikkas like you but shieeeeet. I'm from where nikkas make minimum wage or less

Thank god the hood ain't trap me

 

[Buff]

Bro, those jokes kill every time. FOH.

not funny