In this thread post your best pick up lines

[At30wecashout]

*grabs upper arm* OMG you have huge biceps you must work out often!

That one works 99% of the time... that 1% tho.... @At30wecashout

You gonna go there again? I don't remember you saying that! I remember you making fun of me getting smacked up in

Mortal Kombat though

 

[Milk N Cookies]

You gonna go there again? I don't remember you saying that! I remember you making fun of me getting smacked up in

Mortal Kombat though

of course i am!!! & yes i do remember that as well.

 

[jeh]

On a scale of 1-10 you a nine, and im the one you need

Hey, we're both good looking right? How come we haven't(insert whatever) yet?

What's that by your hair, owe never mind its your halo

 

[At30wecashout]

of course i am!!! & yes i do remember that as well.

Look, you are talking to a guy who gets hit on regularly and in far more bold ways. Thought by now you would be over that.
Besides, remember what I told you last month?

 

[jeh]

Can.I.be a friend
Her: I got a man
Me: so what I look better

Can I be a friend
Her: im married
Me: I wanna marry you to baby

 

[sfgiants]

Be careful wit this advice breh we dont want people pulling their dikks out at whole foods

nah dont pull anything out
also u may have to train yourself to keep down an erection no homo
i've done it many times, mainly when i used to walk my puppy at this park near my old crib where there were hella bytches with their dogs.
so basically my dog was a chick magnet, then they get the added bonus of the wind blowing towards me creating the perfect imprint of my flesh rope in my shorts

 

[Killer Instinct]

Creep up on her coming out of the library like

 

[cyndaquil]

Creep up on her coming out of the library like

Hell yea

 

[Ghpstface]

Be careful wit this advice breh we dont want people pulling their dikks out at whole foods

too late

 

[Corey Matthews]

Then I would think youre crazy

*points to random fat old guy* "that's my uncle"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

With a whisk of the wind, my heart gravitates towards every fiber of your being. The moments of pure bliss are at their most extreme levels. The moments we share are more coveted than the most precious of diamonds found in the most lucrative of mines. Let my hand guide you as we embark on this journey. A journey called "love".

My homie told that shyt to a stripper and she let him fukk

 

[cyndaquil]

Then I would think youre crazy

yo name kiara? I never met an ugly kiara lets fukk

 

[Corey Matthews]

yo name kiara? I never met an ugly kiara lets fukk

You are insane lol and yes my name is Kiara

 

[cyndaquil]

You are insane lol and yes my name is Kiara

Its part of my charm I need a womam who can handle my energy lol

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

*smiles*.....*got um*