Introducing Mortal Kombat's First Gay Character

[Illuminatos]

So you can slice someone's body into a million pieces with a spinning katana, smack someone's jaw off with a night stick and take a selfish with it, stuff someone's head in their stomach, and punch someone In their groin so hard their balls explode, but a gay character is where people draw the line?

 

[noon]

U gay?

Nope.

 

[Mowgli]

So you can slice someone's body into a million pieces with a spinning katana, smack someone's jaw off with a night stick and take a selfish with it, stuff someone's head in their stomach, and punch someone In their groin so hard their balls explode, but a gay character is where people draw the line?

Yes

 

[notPsychosiz]

This is why gay agenda/culture is disgusting. Zangief aint gay. In the 80's you could be a buff wrestler with mad chest hair that calls himself the Russian Bear and still get p*ssy.
But then gays start reapropriating shyt. So now shyt that wasn't gay starts becoming retroactively gay cause the gays have taken it over like the borg.
Now OG's like Zanfief can't just retire in peace.

Thats why why Zangief stay swinging them hands. To stop fukkbois like this gay mortal combat dude.

Hugo is more likely to be gay than Zanfief. That nikkas always kicking it with Poison. Him and Rolento and the orange and blue dude with the sais is in a clique with her called MadGear. They probably fukked her in.
But thats another story.

Y'all need to leave my nikka Zangief alone. All the classics he helped make, now nikkas wanna call him gay cause these new nikkas is gay. FOH

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Nah, breh... you must not remember playing Metal Gear Solid on PS.

The boss reads your mind... but really he just scans your memory card and tells you about yourself based on your game saves.
You better hope they don't remaster that shyt for current gen.

"Oh, I see you been picking Kung Jin in Mortal Kombat... Interesting..."

NOPE.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Yes

 

[GoldTeef]

I don't really care, as long as he's not some lispy, wrist flicking, switching fakkit then everything is cool.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

digital fakkit

 

[patscorpio]

scorpion: get over here!

kung lin:

scorpion: o

..this thread has been comedy

 

[winb83]

So basically the story mode forces everyone to be a gay man for one chapter.

 

[-DMP-]

I had no clue this negro was gay. How the hell did yall pick up on it. I thought raiden was talking about dude being a thief

-DMP-

 

[mrken12]

shyt nikkas been playing with Zangief for 25 years. Poison, Lee Chaolan, Eagle, Ash Crimson are fruity. Who actually cares about this?

Don't forget about Birdo.

And when was Zangief gay?

 

[Zebruh]

So basically the story mode forces everyone to be a gay man for one chapter.

And nikkas scared cause they gonna get gay cooties.

 

[noon]

So basically the story mode forces everyone to be a gay man for one chapter.

I assume it forces you to be a woman too.