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Is a call center the workplace environment with the most fukkery?
- Thread starter Mr Hate Coffee
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I know I realized I just mentioned two incidents with 15 year olds in two separate posts but lemme go even further. On that military base was even more fukkery because it was the middle of nowhere. So everyone (but me) was fukking everyone cause they had nothing to do (I played video games to stay out of trouble). I only fukked one chick my entire 5 years there.
But lemme tell you bout these underage girls. They purposely hunt down soldiers. I wonder if their parents put them up to it. Probably to get out of the lil shytty small ass town they are stuck in. I volunteered at the community center and teen center and ran videogame tournaments and pajama party all nighters and would drive a van of family members and kids up to the art museum and zoo in Kansas City.
Had to turn down chicks left and right. I ain't do it cause some were underage, I just didn't want to be a Mack like my dad and grandpa. I have 7 brothers and 5 sisters. Not all from the same mom. As the oldest son that bullshyt stops with me. End generational cycles starting with you.
But yeah my work stories of women throwing p*ssy could probably fill up a journal. Just last night this chick fell backwards off a step on purpose to make me catch her after I specifically said an hour ago I don't like flirting or fukking with coworkers off-work anymore due to an incident with another coworker being lazy when I was the crew chief that day. So I've got a handful of titties due to the way she fell and all I can think is wtf a woman's mind is the playground of the devil.
But lemme tell you bout these underage girls. They purposely hunt down soldiers. I wonder if their parents put them up to it. Probably to get out of the lil shytty small ass town they are stuck in. I volunteered at the community center and teen center and ran videogame tournaments and pajama party all nighters and would drive a van of family members and kids up to the art museum and zoo in Kansas City.
Had to turn down chicks left and right. I ain't do it cause some were underage, I just didn't want to be a Mack like my dad and grandpa. I have 7 brothers and 5 sisters. Not all from the same mom. As the oldest son that bullshyt stops with me. End generational cycles starting with you.
But yeah my work stories of women throwing p*ssy could probably fill up a journal. Just last night this chick fell backwards off a step on purpose to make me catch her after I specifically said an hour ago I don't like flirting or fukking with coworkers off-work anymore due to an incident with another coworker being lazy when I was the crew chief that day. So I've got a handful of titties due to the way she fell and all I can think is wtf a woman's mind is the playground of the devil.
A bouncer thread could be legendary if we compiled some of our stories.
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Breh, this was the scene I saw when I hopped off the elevator.
It's funny cuz coming from corporate the whole shyt is just
worthy. There's trap music being played over the loudspeakers, nikkas wearing the latest designer clothes, and gossipy ass birds everywhere.
Call center is major fukkery. I ran through so many hoes. Chicks letting you bust in them raw because they’re married but they on BC because they love their family.
As a property manager for an apartment complex, I deal with lots of fukkery. Have loads of women offering p*ssy for rent extensions, tenants offering our supers drugs, etc
As a property manager for an apartment complex, I deal with lots of fukkery. Have loads of women offering p*ssy for rent extensions, tenants offering our supers drugs, etc
Steel
Superstar
Y’all ain’t seen fukkery until you’ve worked in a group home 
work 12 hour shifts with young broke thottys 
work 12 hour shifts with young broke thottys 
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
THIS.
I bartended for 3 years...holy shyt, never seen anything since then like what I seen back then.
Clark Griswold
Banned
Ezekiel 25:17
Veteran
Sounds cool for a college student but after that it's all about the money.
I loved Walmart though. Had several chicks casually flirting with me, giving me the hints
If only I had the walk to back the talk Walmart be havin some bad bytches up in there boy
But you what, I think even professional places have the same fukkery just more on the down low
Just because broads got a master's don't mean she not secretly thinking about ya suave moves. Them professional women are probably just as freaky as them call center hoodrats
I loved Walmart though. Had several chicks casually flirting with me, giving me the hints
If only I had the walk to back the talk Walmart be havin some bad bytches up in there boyBut you what, I think even professional places have the same fukkery just more on the down low
Just because broads got a master's don't mean she not secretly thinking about ya suave moves. Them professional women are probably just as freaky as them call center hoodrats
I use to work for a gym there was always fukkery
My manager was fukking my family member/ co worker , she was a bytch during work and cool after
My other manager was a breh who knew how to mindfukk people for sales , he was smart as fukk but was possibly a sociopath
Any stories breh??
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
I can only tell my own stories with any good recollection...
Lets start with the first honey I tried to push up on....Tara.
Kinda funny looking really white skinned latina with a ms piggy nose, slightly chubby and these HUGE ASS TITTAYS and a nice smile.
Kinda built like...
Gotdayum when she started as a server at Red Lobster I was smitten. Them tittays was calling me. So I found a way to get at her once she came to the bar to pick up her drinks for her table. Everytime she came back I just dropped another line...and another one...and another one...
Finally...she gave in and let me take her out. I just KNEW I was gonna get at them tittays!!!
I spent the rest of the night like...
So Tuesday comes around and I go pick her up at her building down off Grand Concourse in a cab. She comes out looking all regular...bummy actually and I'm like "What the..where's the girl from work??"
But again...them tittays were sittin right up under her jacket.
So we get in the cab and head to Co-Op to hit up Bay Plaza Theater. We're in the back seat and I'm mackin in her ear and she's giggling an shyt and I try and get in closer and she straight up goes cold and says "I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you...I'm a christian". I'm like "I'm a christian too...c'mere"
She's like "No, I mean I'm a real religious christian...I'm a virgin til marriage".
My jaw hit the floor.
Scenarios started runnin through my head....Everything in me wanted to
But I knew she would talk about me back at work.
That was when and how I learned to ALWAYS get some kinda info on any female you're interested in.
So we went to the movies and I don't even remember what movie we saw cause I was so pissed. Got her a cab back to her place immediately after the movie and I dipped to another honeys house I knew to have some fun.
Got back to work and acted like I never knew who she was but remained professionally polite.
Next story...Jeanette
Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
Jeanette...Whew.
Now, this chick was the quintessential Phat-Booty latina honey that EVERYONE flipped about.
Workers, Customers, Delivery people, Management, the Security Guy (Yes we had a security guard at RL in Co-Op...shyt got wild sometimes)
She had a phat booty and a small waist, that latina accent and fiery attitude and she knew how to work that charm too...lawdy.
She looked exactly like this...
30 years old, fine as shyt and she knew it too...
So, with her it was the opposite. Most times when a new female started you had the usual dudes that all went after her...one after the other.
She was the aplha female...and when a new dude started working there...SHE had her way with them if she wanted to. So she pretty much had the whole restaurant if she wanted em.
The day came that her attention turned to me.
I didn't expect it or understand it because she hadn't paid me a lick of attention before that.
All of a sudden, I'm busy tryna fukk one of the new girls and she's pinching my butt and comin behind the bar and grabbin my dikk when no ones lookin. I'm tryna hind a hard-on and do my job AND not mess up with the new chick I'm tryna holla at.
So this went on for like 2 weeks. I'm tryin to do my job and also keep up with the new chick I was fukkin but a breh can only take so much.
I told her if she think shes so fine why she ain't kissed me. She told me to meet her by the bathrooms in the corner by the telephones in 5 minutes.
She went over to the bathroom and I watched her the whole way...them hips...unf.
A nikka was countin down the seconds!
At 04:50 I started walking over to the bathrooms...I got to the bathroom entryway and she comes out the womens room and goes over to the corner where the phones are at. Now at the payphones area there used to be this little alcove...just big enough to hide a person if you put your back against the wall and faced the phones. So when she got in that corner I knew what time it was.
I moved up to her and she put them lips on me and it was like she was tryna devour me.
I swear I never been kissed like that before in MY LIFE yo. Between feeling her tongue and lips on mine I had the mind to reach around and get two handfuls of that magnificent booty. She musta heard someone coming cause she broke off the kiss and I backed up and went into the mens room before anyone saw my pants. She musta went back to the floor and took care of her tables or something.
So I go back out to the bar and she comes by with a tray of food smiling at me and she winks and tells me she wants to talk to me in a minute.
She delivers her food to her table and comes back to me and tells me she wants to come to my place after work.
I'm like BET!
Just then, who should walk up on us but the other girl I'm fukkin!!!
Jeanette gives her a look like "Yeah bytch" and walks away. The other girl I was fukkin is like "what's up with her?" and I was like "Nothin, she had to return a drink...Hey, look...I'm not gonna be able to hang out tonight, I gotta take care of somethin for my moms. Imma see you tomorrow ok?"
She took the story and said ok and to call her.
In my head I was like
A brotha was smilin all fukkin NIGHT!!!
Got finished with the job and cleaned up. Checked to see if she was finished then I called us a cab back to my place.
We got in my place and did some small talk then just outta nowhere it was like FIRE again...she was on me...kissing me....consuming me, breathing me in while kissing and taking off her clothes. She stripped down to her socks and when I tell you that booty was something miraculous...I cannot tell you it enough.
I must have just hugged on, kissed on and put my head on her ass for like 5 minutes. She had these nice lil titties too, like a Bcup but they were niiiiiice.
Perky enough to be impressive for a 30 year old woman and big enough not to disappoint a titty man like me. Nice fukin nipples...like pinky-tips...beautiful.
Neither of us went down, we just got down to fukkin.
And for all the amazement her body brought...she was TRASH in bed.
I was expecting her sex game to be as fierce as her kissing game but nope....dead fish.
Hardly any noise, she didn't wanna do doggy. I wanted to feel them cheeks slappin up against my pelvis....NOPE.
She just wanted to lay there and get drilled.
So fukk it...I just drilled her, busted in the condom in her and got done.
Kissed her for a little and more small talk, then called her a cab and started getting dressed. Told her where the bathroom was while she chilled on my bed like a sexy lil cat and starin at me like she ain't wanna leave.
I knew right then there was gonna be a problem...I fukked up. I shoulda gone with her to her place...never brought her to mine.
See, I lived in a 2-family house in the bottom half. Full bedroom and bathroom, full kitchen, full livingroom, spare room, washer dryer...a nice spot.
I know she saw that and thought I'd be a come up.
Her cab came and I kissed her bye.
The next time I came in to work...everything changed....and not for the better.
But that's a story for another post.
Now, this chick was the quintessential Phat-Booty latina honey that EVERYONE flipped about.
Workers, Customers, Delivery people, Management, the Security Guy (Yes we had a security guard at RL in Co-Op...shyt got wild sometimes)
She had a phat booty and a small waist, that latina accent and fiery attitude and she knew how to work that charm too...lawdy.
She looked exactly like this...
30 years old, fine as shyt and she knew it too...
So, with her it was the opposite. Most times when a new female started you had the usual dudes that all went after her...one after the other.
She was the aplha female...and when a new dude started working there...SHE had her way with them if she wanted to. So she pretty much had the whole restaurant if she wanted em.
The day came that her attention turned to me.
I didn't expect it or understand it because she hadn't paid me a lick of attention before that.
All of a sudden, I'm busy tryna fukk one of the new girls and she's pinching my butt and comin behind the bar and grabbin my dikk when no ones lookin. I'm tryna hind a hard-on and do my job AND not mess up with the new chick I'm tryna holla at.
So this went on for like 2 weeks. I'm tryin to do my job and also keep up with the new chick I was fukkin but a breh can only take so much.
I told her if she think shes so fine why she ain't kissed me. She told me to meet her by the bathrooms in the corner by the telephones in 5 minutes.
She went over to the bathroom and I watched her the whole way...them hips...unf.
A nikka was countin down the seconds!
At 04:50 I started walking over to the bathrooms...I got to the bathroom entryway and she comes out the womens room and goes over to the corner where the phones are at. Now at the payphones area there used to be this little alcove...just big enough to hide a person if you put your back against the wall and faced the phones. So when she got in that corner I knew what time it was.
I moved up to her and she put them lips on me and it was like she was tryna devour me.
I swear I never been kissed like that before in MY LIFE yo. Between feeling her tongue and lips on mine I had the mind to reach around and get two handfuls of that magnificent booty. She musta heard someone coming cause she broke off the kiss and I backed up and went into the mens room before anyone saw my pants. She musta went back to the floor and took care of her tables or something.
So I go back out to the bar and she comes by with a tray of food smiling at me and she winks and tells me she wants to talk to me in a minute.
She delivers her food to her table and comes back to me and tells me she wants to come to my place after work.
I'm like BET!
Just then, who should walk up on us but the other girl I'm fukkin!!!
Jeanette gives her a look like "Yeah bytch" and walks away. The other girl I was fukkin is like "what's up with her?" and I was like "Nothin, she had to return a drink...Hey, look...I'm not gonna be able to hang out tonight, I gotta take care of somethin for my moms. Imma see you tomorrow ok?"
She took the story and said ok and to call her.
In my head I was like
A brotha was smilin all fukkin NIGHT!!!
Got finished with the job and cleaned up. Checked to see if she was finished then I called us a cab back to my place.
We got in my place and did some small talk then just outta nowhere it was like FIRE again...she was on me...kissing me....consuming me, breathing me in while kissing and taking off her clothes. She stripped down to her socks and when I tell you that booty was something miraculous...I cannot tell you it enough.
I must have just hugged on, kissed on and put my head on her ass for like 5 minutes. She had these nice lil titties too, like a Bcup but they were niiiiiice.
Perky enough to be impressive for a 30 year old woman and big enough not to disappoint a titty man like me. Nice fukin nipples...like pinky-tips...beautiful.
Neither of us went down, we just got down to fukkin.
And for all the amazement her body brought...she was TRASH in bed.
I was expecting her sex game to be as fierce as her kissing game but nope....dead fish.
Hardly any noise, she didn't wanna do doggy. I wanted to feel them cheeks slappin up against my pelvis....NOPE.
She just wanted to lay there and get drilled.
So fukk it...I just drilled her, busted in the condom in her and got done.
Kissed her for a little and more small talk, then called her a cab and started getting dressed. Told her where the bathroom was while she chilled on my bed like a sexy lil cat and starin at me like she ain't wanna leave.
I knew right then there was gonna be a problem...I fukked up. I shoulda gone with her to her place...never brought her to mine.
See, I lived in a 2-family house in the bottom half. Full bedroom and bathroom, full kitchen, full livingroom, spare room, washer dryer...a nice spot.
I know she saw that and thought I'd be a come up.
Her cab came and I kissed her bye.
The next time I came in to work...everything changed....and not for the better.
But that's a story for another post.
Jeanette...Whew.
Now, this chick was the quintessential Phat-Booty latina honey that EVERYONE flipped about.
Workers, Customers, Delivery people, Management, the Security Guy (Yes we had a security guard at RL in Co-Op...shyt got wild sometimes)
She had a phat booty and a small waist, that latina accent and fiery attitude and she knew how to work that charm too...lawdy.
She looked exactly like this...
30 years old, fine as shyt and she knew it too...
So, with her it was the opposite. Most times when a new female started you had the usual dudes that all went after her...one after the other.
She was the aplha female...and when a new dude started working there...SHE had her way with them if she wanted to. So she pretty much had the whole restaurant if she wanted em.
The day came that her attention turned to me.
I didn't expect it or understand it because she hadn't paid me a lick of attention before that.
All of a sudden, I'm busy tryna fukk one of the new girls and she's pinching my butt and comin behind the bar and grabbin my dikk when no ones lookin. I'm tryna hind a hard-on and do my job AND not mess up with the new chick I'm tryna holla at.
So this went on for like 2 weeks. I'm tryin to do my job and also keep up with the new chick I was fukkin but a breh can only take so much.
I told her if she think shes so fine why she ain't kissed me. She told me to meet her by the bathrooms in the corner by the telephones in 5 minutes.
She went over to the bathroom and I watched her the whole way...them hips...unf.
A nikka was countin down the seconds!
At 04:50 I started walking over to the bathrooms...I got to the bathroom entryway and she comes out the womens room and goes over to the corner where the phones are at. Now at the payphones area there used to be this little alcove...just big enough to hide a person if you put your back against the wall and faced the phones. So when she got in that corner I knew what time it was.
I moved up to her and she put them lips on me and it was like she was tryna devour me.
I swear I never been kissed like that before in MY LIFE yo. Between feeling her tongue and lips on mine I had the mind to reach around and get two handfuls of that magnificent booty. She musta heard someone coming cause she broke off the kiss and I backed up and went into the mens room before anyone saw my pants. She musta went back to the floor and took care of her tables or something.
So I go back out to the bar and she comes by with a tray of food smiling at me and she winks and tells me she wants to talk to me in a minute.
She delivers her food to her table and comes back to me and tells me she wants to come to my place after work.
I'm like BET!
Just then, who should walk up on us but the other girl I'm fukkin!!!
Jeanette gives her a look like "Yeah bytch" and walks away. The other girl I was fukkin is like "what's up with her?" and I was like "Nothin, she had to return a drink...Hey, look...I'm not gonna be able to hang out tonight, I gotta take care of somethin for my moms. Imma see you tomorrow ok?"
She took the story and said ok and to call her.
In my head I was like
A brotha was smilin all fukkin NIGHT!!!
Got finished with the job and cleaned up. Checked to see if she was finished then I called us a cab back to my place.
We got in my place and did some small talk then just outta nowhere it was like FIRE again...she was on me...kissing me....consuming me, breathing me in while kissing and taking off her clothes. She stripped down to her socks and when I tell you that booty was something miraculous...I cannot tell you it enough.
I must have just hugged on, kissed on and put my head on her ass for like 5 minutes. She had these nice lil titties too, like a Bcup but they were niiiiiice.
Perky enough to be impressive for a 30 year old woman and big enough not to disappoint a titty man like me. Nice fukin nipples...like pinky-tips...beautiful.
Neither of us went down, we just got down to fukkin.
And for all the amazement her body brought...she was TRASH in bed.
I was expecting her sex game to be as fierce as her kissing game but nope....dead fish.
Hardly any noise, she didn't wanna do doggy. I wanted to feel them cheeks slappin up against my pelvis....NOPE.
She just wanted to lay there and get drilled.
So fukk it...I just drilled her, busted in the condom in her and got done.
Kissed her for a little and more small talk, then called her a cab and started getting dressed. Told her where the bathroom was while she chilled on my bed like a sexy lil cat and starin at me like she ain't wanna leave.
I knew right then there was gonna be a problem...I fukked up. I shoulda gone with her to her place...never brought her to mine.
See, I lived in a 2-family house in the bottom half. Full bedroom and bathroom, full kitchen, full livingroom, spare room, washer dryer...a nice spot.
I know she saw that and thought I'd be a come up.
Her cab came and I kissed her bye.
The next time I came in to work...everything changed....and not for the better.
But that's a story for another post.
This is better than TV my guy.