Is a call center the workplace environment with the most fukkery?

[Killer Instinct]

Anybody whose ever worked at a hospital can tell you that shyt is WILD. I have to actively avoid getting caught up in foolishness.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I know I realized I just mentioned two incidents with 15 year olds in two separate posts but lemme go even further. On that military base was even more fukkery because it was the middle of nowhere. So everyone (but me) was fukking everyone cause they had nothing to do (I played video games to stay out of trouble). I only fukked one chick my entire 5 years there.

But lemme tell you bout these underage girls. They purposely hunt down soldiers. I wonder if their parents put them up to it. Probably to get out of the lil shytty small ass town they are stuck in. I volunteered at the community center and teen center and ran videogame tournaments and pajama party all nighters and would drive a van of family members and kids up to the art museum and zoo in Kansas City.

Had to turn down chicks left and right. I ain't do it cause some were underage, I just didn't want to be a Mack like my dad and grandpa. I have 7 brothers and 5 sisters. Not all from the same mom. As the oldest son that bullshyt stops with me. End generational cycles starting with you.

But yeah my work stories of women throwing p*ssy could probably fill up a journal. Just last night this chick fell backwards off a step on purpose to make me catch her after I specifically said an hour ago I don't like flirting or fukking with coworkers off-work anymore due to an incident with another coworker being lazy when I was the crew chief that day. So I've got a handful of titties due to the way she fell and all I can think is wtf a woman's mind is the playground of the devil.

Gots to be Riley

 

[UptownSoulja]

Did the call center life for 2 years before joining the army, I had smashed about 5 or 6 different females in my department and none of were any the wiser, most of em was cool too

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

Jeanette...Whew.

Now, this chick was the quintessential Phat-Booty latina honey that EVERYONE flipped about.
Workers, Customers, Delivery people, Management, the Security Guy (Yes we had a security guard at RL in Co-Op...shyt got wild sometimes)
She had a phat booty and a small waist, that latina accent and fiery attitude and she knew how to work that charm too...lawdy.

She looked exactly like this...

30 years old, fine as shyt and she knew it too...

So, with her it was the opposite. Most times when a new female started you had the usual dudes that all went after her...one after the other.
She was the aplha female...and when a new dude started working there...SHE had her way with them if she wanted to. So she pretty much had the whole restaurant if she wanted em.
The day came that her attention turned to me.
I didn't expect it or understand it because she hadn't paid me a lick of attention before that.
All of a sudden, I'm busy tryna fukk one of the new girls and she's pinching my butt and comin behind the bar and grabbin my dikk when no ones lookin. I'm tryna hind a hard-on and do my job AND not mess up with the new chick I'm tryna holla at.
So this went on for like 2 weeks. I'm tryin to do my job and also keep up with the new chick I was fukkin but a breh can only take so much.
I told her if she think shes so fine why she ain't kissed me. She told me to meet her by the bathrooms in the corner by the telephones in 5 minutes.
She went over to the bathroom and I watched her the whole way...them hips...unf.
A nikka was countin down the seconds!

At 04:50 I started walking over to the bathrooms...I got to the bathroom entryway and she comes out the womens room and goes over to the corner where the phones are at. Now at the payphones area there used to be this little alcove...just big enough to hide a person if you put your back against the wall and faced the phones. So when she got in that corner I knew what time it was.
I moved up to her and she put them lips on me and it was like she was tryna devour me.
I swear I never been kissed like that before in MY LIFE yo. Between feeling her tongue and lips on mine I had the mind to reach around and get two handfuls of that magnificent booty. She musta heard someone coming cause she broke off the kiss and I backed up and went into the mens room before anyone saw my pants. She musta went back to the floor and took care of her tables or something.

So I go back out to the bar and she comes by with a tray of food smiling at me and she winks and tells me she wants to talk to me in a minute.
She delivers her food to her table and comes back to me and tells me she wants to come to my place after work.
I'm like BET!

Just then, who should walk up on us but the other girl I'm fukkin!!!
Jeanette gives her a look like "Yeah bytch" and walks away. The other girl I was fukkin is like "what's up with her?" and I was like "Nothin, she had to return a drink...Hey, look...I'm not gonna be able to hang out tonight, I gotta take care of somethin for my moms. Imma see you tomorrow ok?"
She took the story and said ok and to call her.
In my head I was like


A brotha was smilin all fukkin NIGHT!!!
Got finished with the job and cleaned up. Checked to see if she was finished then I called us a cab back to my place.
We got in my place and did some small talk then just outta nowhere it was like FIRE again...she was on me...kissing me....consuming me, breathing me in while kissing and taking off her clothes. She stripped down to her socks and when I tell you that booty was something miraculous...I cannot tell you it enough.
I must have just hugged on, kissed on and put my head on her ass for like 5 minutes. She had these nice lil titties too, like a Bcup but they were niiiiiice.
Perky enough to be impressive for a 30 year old woman and big enough not to disappoint a titty man like me. Nice fukin nipples...like pinky-tips...beautiful.
Neither of us went down, we just got down to fukkin.

And for all the amazement her body brought...she was TRASH in bed.


I was expecting her sex game to be as fierce as her kissing game but nope....dead fish.
Hardly any noise, she didn't wanna do doggy. I wanted to feel them cheeks slappin up against my pelvis....NOPE.
She just wanted to lay there and get drilled.
So fukk it...I just drilled her, busted in the condom in her and got done.
Kissed her for a little and more small talk, then called her a cab and started getting dressed. Told her where the bathroom was while she chilled on my bed like a sexy lil cat and starin at me like she ain't wanna leave.

I knew right then there was gonna be a problem...I fukked up. I shoulda gone with her to her place...never brought her to mine.

See, I lived in a 2-family house in the bottom half. Full bedroom and bathroom, full kitchen, full livingroom, spare room, washer dryer...a nice spot.
I know she saw that and thought I'd be a come up.
Her cab came and I kissed her bye.

The next time I came in to work...everything changed....and not for the better.

But that's a story for another post.

You gonna bless us with that story breh?

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I remember when I worked for Sprint Call Center over a decade ago.

There was indeed soooooo much fukkery going on... especially when you worked that night shift.

They do schedule bids every 3 or 4 months and being low on the seniority pole you get the shytty schedules at first.

So I recall working them 5:30pm-1:30am shifts.

Like it was kill me that we be getting calls past 11pm like that (fukk yall west coast niccas)

But our work place was like sections of large cubicles (per team) that fit like 6-8 people. We used to be in there listing to music via a boombox and passing nasty ass notes back and forth to chicks we trynna smash like this some high school shyt

That last and late 15 min break getting head in the parking lot at 11:30pm or trynna see if once we got off at 1:45am if some chick trynna come through

Martha

 

[Silver Surfer]

I'm in middle management for a large company and had to pay a visit to one of our support centers today.

I walked in and it was an average age of 25 and mostly black.

Some observations from my short visit:
-girls giving openly me the as I walked by
-two cliques of girls were beefin
-overheard a nikka in the bathroom talking bout trying to keep the fact he's smashing two chicks at the center on the low
-A chick wearing Off White gear tryna stunt on her coworkers
-etc.

And that was in a 3 hour period. The stories the managers were telling me had me like

I guess if you're on the phone all day with angry customers you gotta keep your mind occupied in other ways.

No one gave you any looks.....and you didnt overhear anything in the bathroom

 

[ThrobbingHood]

And you see people that’s why you shouldn’t shyt where you eat. Especially after reading @Behind-the-wheel ’s post. If the sex is trash, shyt becomes made awkward at work.

I remember when I nearly/kinda fukked up years ago but I’ll come back to this post later.

 

[Amor fati]

Ive worked at call centers and restaurants.

Work long enough in the restaurant business and pay attention you will be very selective on when and where you eat out. Not to mention the sex. Seen two ugly ass lesbians fingering each other in a cooler. Neither one washed they hands and went right back to handling food. Girls sleeping with a 40k a yr "manager" just to get extra hours. Cooks working crazy overtime, turn around and trick it off on servers. 200 dollars most of these girls down to fukk, doesnt matter if they married or have a boyfriend they just buy him some shoes or a cheap watch and dude think he on one. Too often ive seen all 3 work in the same spot. Guys cheating on the wife who works morning shift with the server who works dinner/graveyard. Pregnacies blamed on the wrong person

Call center work is just boring and repetitive. Put a bunch of 20-25yr old people with no skills but need to pay bills around each other and its an extension of high school. People gonna hook up and chickenheads will spark stupid ass conflicts.

Ive seen a server get sent to the emergency room off a cook she kept antagonizing. Dude snapped and told me he was gonna fukk her up. Next day halfway through the shift an ambulance came to get this girl. Guess who cooked her breakfast? Who cooked her dinner the night before?

This is why I don't eat out usually.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

This is why I don't eat out usually.

Those lesbians did though.

 

[Amor fati]

Those lesbians did though.

I see what you did

 

[semicko82]

I worked at a couple of call centers but one of them had strict rules so it was mostly drama free

Retail in my experience had the most drama

 

[KING WILL]

jails

 

[Boogie]

What type of fukkery goes on at the post office?

You’d be surprised. It ain’t nothing but ratchet hoes old and young making money. These hoes is for EVERYONE in here. Not to mention nikkas be drinking on the job, going to the parking lot to smoke.

It’s a reason the mail always late out here

 

[Arithmetic]

Hood call center gotta be the GOAT fukkery. My homie used to tell me some ass shyt

 

[King of Creampies]

I work at a beef plant and used to work at a chicken plant. You ever want to see real fukkery go work at a processing plant. Three girls have been killed in my years working at those plants because they were cheating. Wild shyt is always happening at these type of plants. At the chicken plant an Indian dude stabbed another Indian dude on the line with a filet knife.