Is a call center the workplace environment with the most fukkery?
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yes. I worked at one for 3 months and was smashing the finest chick there without even trying.
call centers don't have shyt on the post office mayne...I'm in middle management for a large company and had to pay a visit to one of our support centers today.
I walked in and it was an average age of 25 and mostly black.
Some observations from my short visit:
-girls giving openly me theas I walked by
-two cliques of girls were beefin
-overheard a nikka in the bathroom talking bout trying to keep the fact he's smashing two chicks at the center on the low
-A chick wearing Off White gear tryna stunt on her coworkers
-etc.
And that was in a 3 hour period. The stories the managers were telling me had me like
I guess if you're on the phone all day with angry customers you gotta keep your mind occupied in other ways.
married chicks give it up on site
new cca comes to the station married or not within 2months most of the dudes would been thru her
female beefs over nikkas nikkas beef over broads
Underrated answer.
Normal occurrence in the military. I was in HR so I'd have to go to Jackson in Columbia, SC for school so there was this nice, thick broad there who was stationed somewhere like Italy or Germany. I knew her husband played semi pro basketball or some shyt like that over there. So we use to have this instructor who was like a professional dirtbag, but an admirable one. So we out at this spot and guess who show up, dirtbag instructor. FF a few weeks and its obvious they been fukkin. Graduation day a day or two away so old girls husband show up with the kids from overseas and she see them in the parking and is happy af. Run up to dirtbag instructor like
Her- SSG Dirtbag, my family in the parking lot. Can I leave class early?
Dirtbag SSG -
Her -
Dirbag SSG- you know what, yea, go see ya lil family
Me sitting in the back of class-
That's why I have no pity on folks that marry military. Some of the most heartless muthafukkas on the planet bruh
I was in HR when I was in, so I was stationed at Jackson for basic and AIT. You ain't lying about the fukkery.
Young me ate good. REAL good.
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Worked in retail and started my career at UPS.
Doesn't sound quite as bad as a call center, but I have a couple stories.
I worked at Lowes right after college back in 07, any Philly people here, it is the one on 52nd and Jefferson...anyone that knows this part of west Philly knew this part of west philly had absolutely no retail stores for like a radius of 5 miles, just hood mom and pop shops...and it took years to make a shopping center. So everyone in the hood applied to get a job there even my recently college educated ass, because it was the start of the recession.
Obviously, coworkers fukking each other...a customer spit in one the supervisors faces and the supervisor grabbed a butcher knife, and went after the customer. People stealing shyt like crazy and loss prevention chasing them out of the store body slamming them and arresting them.
Me and one of my homies had planned on hitting Dorney Park on a Sunday with these 2 chick coworkers. Word got around the store that we were hitting a theme park up...half the fukking store called out of work that Sunday and showed up at Dorney Park. Store could barely operate and they lost a ton of business that day. They threatened to fire whoever organized it. But they never found out.
Mix in powered equipment with a bunch of hood nikkas with powered equipment with no real good training...myself included...people were putting forklifts through walls, dropping shyt from the top shelves...me myself, I knocked a fence over outside unloading a truck...
Short of being a celebrity, working in home improvement retail is one of the easiest jobs to meet women...there's articles on the shyt how easy it is. Let a bad chick walk in the store, nikkas would be thirsty as fukk...we would call a code blue or some shyt over the radio and say the department, and all the dudes would find some conspicuous way to walk over said department just to check the chick out.
Working at UPS was just borderline working at a jail. The few chicks that worked there would fukk multiple nikkas at the job...my homie wifed up some chick who was lowkey throwing it at me...she ended up fukking some other dude and getting my homie jumped on the bus to work one day. She got fired...shyt was crazy because she was a supervisor.
There were also a lot of mentally handicapped people working at UPS...because obviously it doesn't take much brain power to unload or load a truck...I was on the bus my first year, and dude was on the bus talking to himself and answering himself back in a female voice.
People would ship all kinds of embarrassing shyt through there...a box of dildoes burst open on one of the belts...a box of bullets burst open on the floor one day and one of the loose bullets no one saw got ran over by a forklift and and shot across the floor and hit the wall...
I heard a story about a time when they went on strike and the supervisors would go out and do runs in the package cars and tractor trailers, and to stop this...the union put road spikes on the street...not realizing that tractor trailer tires and package car tires are thicker and more durable so they did little to no damage to the vehicles...but when the second wave of union protesters came, they didn't move the spikes off the ground, they ended up blowing out a bunch of tires on the protesters cars...shyt was hilarious.
I got head from some older chick that was chasing me around for months...I wasn't even feeling her, but she came over to my area. I use to audit packages in the package cars and a lot of times it would just be me and 3 dozen empty trucks and no one else around. She came through sniffing around and we got to talking and one thing lead to another and my shyt was out...
The amount of drugs that flowed through UPS, my UPS in particular was crazy. People mailing drugs, drivers transporting drugs...
The UPS I worked at was at the airport, and there was a long ass bus ride to get there everyday...so people would pool at the train station waiting for the transfer to the bus...most of UPS is operating at night so the bus at a certain time of night would take a LONG time to come...people got paid weekly and they would get their paychecks Thursday night...well some check cashing company found out about this and had an armoured truck park by the station...800+ people would come through this station and bust their checks...the truck didn't even check IDs most of the time. Well...I ended up linking with some dudes that sold drugs to the UPS people that previously worked there. We would sit out there, make money, get high, listen to music and bullshyt...we weren't the only ones...shyt was like thirsty Thursdays on Oregon Avenue at 3-4 in the morning.
Don't get me started on the number of people that died at my building...people dying in trucks, people dying in the containers...a driver walking to his car just collapsed because his heart stopped...
I was there one day when one of planes caught on fire and had to land at the airport and shut it down...we had anthrax packages flowing through our building and the FBI had to come through...mail bombs...
You know what...fukk it...working at UPS had the most fukkery...
Doesn't sound quite as bad as a call center, but I have a couple stories.
I worked at Lowes right after college back in 07, any Philly people here, it is the one on 52nd and Jefferson...anyone that knows this part of west Philly knew this part of west philly had absolutely no retail stores for like a radius of 5 miles, just hood mom and pop shops...and it took years to make a shopping center. So everyone in the hood applied to get a job there even my recently college educated ass, because it was the start of the recession.
Obviously, coworkers fukking each other...a customer spit in one the supervisors faces and the supervisor grabbed a butcher knife, and went after the customer. People stealing shyt like crazy and loss prevention chasing them out of the store body slamming them and arresting them.
Me and one of my homies had planned on hitting Dorney Park on a Sunday with these 2 chick coworkers. Word got around the store that we were hitting a theme park up...half the fukking store called out of work that Sunday and showed up at Dorney Park. Store could barely operate and they lost a ton of business that day. They threatened to fire whoever organized it. But they never found out.
Mix in powered equipment with a bunch of hood nikkas with powered equipment with no real good training...myself included...people were putting forklifts through walls, dropping shyt from the top shelves...me myself, I knocked a fence over outside unloading a truck...
Short of being a celebrity, working in home improvement retail is one of the easiest jobs to meet women...there's articles on the shyt how easy it is. Let a bad chick walk in the store, nikkas would be thirsty as fukk...we would call a code blue or some shyt over the radio and say the department, and all the dudes would find some conspicuous way to walk over said department just to check the chick out.
Working at UPS was just borderline working at a jail. The few chicks that worked there would fukk multiple nikkas at the job...my homie wifed up some chick who was lowkey throwing it at me...she ended up fukking some other dude and getting my homie jumped on the bus to work one day. She got fired...shyt was crazy because she was a supervisor.
There were also a lot of mentally handicapped people working at UPS...because obviously it doesn't take much brain power to unload or load a truck...I was on the bus my first year, and dude was on the bus talking to himself and answering himself back in a female voice.
People would ship all kinds of embarrassing shyt through there...a box of dildoes burst open on one of the belts...a box of bullets burst open on the floor one day and one of the loose bullets no one saw got ran over by a forklift and and shot across the floor and hit the wall...
I heard a story about a time when they went on strike and the supervisors would go out and do runs in the package cars and tractor trailers, and to stop this...the union put road spikes on the street...not realizing that tractor trailer tires and package car tires are thicker and more durable so they did little to no damage to the vehicles...but when the second wave of union protesters came, they didn't move the spikes off the ground, they ended up blowing out a bunch of tires on the protesters cars...shyt was hilarious.
I got head from some older chick that was chasing me around for months...I wasn't even feeling her, but she came over to my area. I use to audit packages in the package cars and a lot of times it would just be me and 3 dozen empty trucks and no one else around. She came through sniffing around and we got to talking and one thing lead to another and my shyt was out...
The amount of drugs that flowed through UPS, my UPS in particular was crazy. People mailing drugs, drivers transporting drugs...
The UPS I worked at was at the airport, and there was a long ass bus ride to get there everyday...so people would pool at the train station waiting for the transfer to the bus...most of UPS is operating at night so the bus at a certain time of night would take a LONG time to come...people got paid weekly and they would get their paychecks Thursday night...well some check cashing company found out about this and had an armoured truck park by the station...800+ people would come through this station and bust their checks...the truck didn't even check IDs most of the time. Well...I ended up linking with some dudes that sold drugs to the UPS people that previously worked there. We would sit out there, make money, get high, listen to music and bullshyt...we weren't the only ones...shyt was like thirsty Thursdays on Oregon Avenue at 3-4 in the morning.
Don't get me started on the number of people that died at my building...people dying in trucks, people dying in the containers...a driver walking to his car just collapsed because his heart stopped...
I was there one day when one of planes caught on fire and had to land at the airport and shut it down...we had anthrax packages flowing through our building and the FBI had to come through...mail bombs...
You know what...fukk it...working at UPS had the most fukkery...
Ironman
#Knickstape
I work in one now every week I want to throw a coworker out the window head first
Or a warehouse breh.
I used to be a supervisor at a distribution center in Dallas and that shyt was bananas it was majority temp employees so you had everything from people bussin they ass because they to fight for the few full-time positions we had to nikkas who ain’t give a fukk and just showed up cuz they had too.
I saw 2 and 3 generations from the same family working side by side. Baby moms and baby dads arguing on a pick line. People fukking in the parking lot. One time two bammas got into it but ain’t wanna lose they job so they decided to schedule a fight during lunch. Went to a open field and all the temps followed em like some school yard shyt.
Drugs, nikkas coming back high and drunk as shyt from lunch. People cussing out supervisors/managers regularly making threats and shyt.
You will see all types of shyt in that environment breh
I used to be a supervisor at a distribution center in Dallas and that shyt was bananas it was majority temp employees so you had everything from people bussin they ass because they to fight for the few full-time positions we had to nikkas who ain’t give a fukk and just showed up cuz they had too.
I saw 2 and 3 generations from the same family working side by side. Baby moms and baby dads arguing on a pick line. People fukking in the parking lot. One time two bammas got into it but ain’t wanna lose they job so they decided to schedule a fight during lunch. Went to a open field and all the temps followed em like some school yard shyt.
Drugs, nikkas coming back high and drunk as shyt from lunch. People cussing out supervisors/managers regularly making threats and shyt.
You will see all types of shyt in that environment breh
What u think
Did you end up fukking a lot of your co workers?
Breh i fukked a girl in the mcdonalds freezer (i was young) and the manager walked in right as we got done. Dude laughed and always had my back when i worked there. Her boyfriend was sitting in the lobby waiting for her to clock out the whole time.
What u think
Breh i fukked a girl in the mcdonalds freezer (i was young) and the manager walked in right as we got done. Dude laughed and always had my back when i worked there. Her boyfriend was sitting in the lobby waiting for her to clock out the whole time.
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Man, I work out in the field dealing with people daily. 
There's no way to explain the fukkery without typing an essay. From co-workers, to tourists, to bosses, to addicts, to police, to security.
Office fukkery ain't this extreme. We trade stories at the end of the night like 
depending on the night. I go into work like 
just waiting for some fukkery to happen.
There's no way to explain the fukkery without typing an essay. From co-workers, to tourists, to bosses, to addicts, to police, to security. Office fukkery ain't this extreme. We trade stories at the end of the night like
depending on the night. I go into work like just waiting for some fukkery to happen.
I left out the best part. Somebody recorded it on their phone. It eventually got back to the warehouse director and temp agency and they got fired anyway
I got more stories brehs
stepbackj34spud
Top 75 All-Time
Work in a call center brehs. FOH
fkthisgaysite
Banned
I get high as fukk at these warehouse jobs and I be surprised in tha amount of people who dont give a fukk. I mean i always get that one idiot who HAS to say "U SMELL GUD" out loud as fukk but on tha supervisor note? They never care lol