Is being a snail WOAT?

[Cave Savage]

I feel the same about sloths. They couldn't move fast if they wanted to. Imagine moving so slow moss and fungi grow on you. Easy prey

They feed off that too

 

[bangbreh]

I saw a slug on my wall one morning and threw some salt on it just to see if what they say is true.

That shyt frothed literally turned into permanent shyt stain on the side of my house. Like no corpse or nothing. It just ceased to exist. That ain’t no way to live man. God did some of these animals dirty.

Such useless information for demonic, curious little kids with too much time to fukk about

 

[Illuminatos]

Imagine your weakness being salt.
I always said deers were the softest animals on the planet but snails might be a close second.

 

[Thanos]

you could be a fruit fly.

 

[Oatmeal]

I went outside barefoot the other day to pick up some doordash on my porch and stepped on a whole slug

sorry, you gonna have to cut that foot off breh

 

[Cave Savage]

you could be a fruit fly.

At least they can fly
And they probably have lower conscious than snails

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I accidentally stepped on a snail last night when going outside, and I felt bad. Aside from the fact I accidentally crushed it, it just seems like snails have it rough. They're so defenseless. I don't even know how they survived all these years of natural selection.

They are small, slow as fukk, and very fragile. Imagine your shell being crushed and slicing through your whole body

Where do you live to be stepping on snails?

 

[Cave Savage]

Where do you live to be stepping on snails?

Long Island, NY

Snails always cross the walkway to my house after it rains

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Long Island, NY

Snails always cross the walkway to my house after it rains

Oh you a LID

 

[bangbreh]

At least they can fly
And they probably have lower conscious than snails

Snails just scootin around at the pace of molasses and gotta watch us monsters step right by them hoping we don't Snoop their buildings
No mention of the dogs that can just run up and eat them. Can't escape for nothing. Snails are top 5 woat life

 

[Cave Savage]

Oh you a LID

I never even heard that term before

 

[Cave Savage]

Snails just scootin around at the pace of molasses and gotta watch us monsters step right by them hoping we don't Snoop their buildings
No mention of the dogs that can just run up and eat them. Can't escape for nothing. Snails are top 5 woat life

Their top speed is .0029 miles per hour

Apparently they come to the surface after it rains to avoid drowning, but then they have to deal with getting crushed by humans or eaten by an animal

 

[Hoodoo Child]

It's all about perspective.
Life as a snail might be the WOAT to you, but the Snail might think he's the hottest shyt on the planet.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I never even heard that term before

LID = Long Island dikks

 

[Child_Of_God]