Is being a snail WOAT?

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I saw a slug on my wall one morning and threw some salt on it just to see if what they say is true.

That shyt frothed literally turned into permanent shyt stain on the side of my house. Like no corpse or nothing. It just ceased to exist. :damn: That ain’t no way to live man. God did some of these animals dirty. :mjcry:
Such useless information for demonic, curious little kids with too much time to fukk about :snoop:
 

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I accidentally stepped on a snail last night when going outside, and I felt bad. Aside from the fact I accidentally crushed it, it just seems like snails have it rough. They're so defenseless. I don't even know how they survived all these years of natural selection.

They are small, slow as fukk, and very fragile. Imagine your shell being crushed and slicing through your whole body :damn:

Where do you live to be stepping on snails?
 

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At least they can fly
And they probably have lower conscious than snails
Snails just scootin around at the pace of molasses and gotta watch us monsters step right by them hoping we don't Snoop their buildings :merchant:
No mention of the dogs that can just run up and eat them. Can't escape for nothing. Snails are top 5 woat life :why:
 

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Snails just scootin around at the pace of molasses and gotta watch us monsters step right by them hoping we don't Snoop their buildings :merchant:
No mention of the dogs that can just run up and eat them. Can't escape for nothing. Snails are top 5 woat life :why:

Their top speed is .0029 miles per hour :mjlol:

Apparently they come to the surface after it rains to avoid drowning, but then they have to deal with getting crushed by humans or eaten by an animal :mjcry:
 
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