Is coochie a good christmas gift?

[BaggerofTea]

So something that is readily accessible is a gift?

I'd bush her lazy ass for even suggesting that. See what happens if you said your dikk was her birthday present.

Really the only g move in this situation

Completely inaccessible and she has to be taught a lesson.

 

[Neuromancer]

If your girl is getting you p*ssy for the holidays then you lost unless it's a threesome with her and another woman .

 

[Gold]

About as good a gift as dikk


Sound like they both broke

 

[I AM WE ARE]

That bet be after she at least takes you out or something

 

[bangbreh]

Then she's gettin dikk as her present and callin it a wrap
Start lining up a replacement if I haven't got one already

 

[Tres Leches]

Only if it’s new

 

[young3000]

Cheap.

Only way it's a gift is if she said you could have another woman besides her.

 

[Turbulent]

i actually WISH this shyt would happen to me just so i could laugh in her face and dump her right then and there.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

My woman tried to tell me she had a very special gift for my bday

Told me it was a sexy outfit that she was gonna wear that I would like














































































I went OFF.


Needless to say she rushed out to get me a proper bday gift.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Can I exchange it for another size or color?

 

[Ahadi]

Doesn’t even come with a gift receipt..

 

[Prynce]

I would break up wit her ass for that

That is lazy and selfish

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

If you show up to your girl with no gift, saying your dikk is the "gift". Watch how fast she curses your ass out. Sex is not a suitable gift. She better be in the Nike store or somewhere copping something

 

[NotaPAWG]

maybe if you’re giving him new p*ssy

 

[MyApps]

As long as she doesn't benefit from the sex IN ANY WAY. Therefore, atm with no wash in between. No orgasm for her AND no kissing for MONTHS afterward...