Is dis nikka Mowgli a gatdamn fraud or what

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:mjlol: at the look on his face :laff:

:mjlol: at the face plant :laff:

:mjlol: at his fro when he gets up :laff:

:mjlol: at breh flailing the nunchucks as he falls over at the end :laff:
 

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I don't understand why you have to front on a messageboard like you're a badass, but ain't never whopped shyt.:bryan:You're not even Kimbo Slice where you got a few videos online of you giving nikkas that Flex..all you have is your fantasies and "I would's.." :pachaha:

Like bruh...you about to be 40, talking about whopping people's asses...:deadmanny:
You think to highly of yourself if you believe Kimbo Slice is the beginning of people who would dribble you on concrete and slap vocabulary words out your mouth. U don't even need jujitsu for all that. I'm sure a buff girl would and black your eye and make you misty, easy
 

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You think to highly of yourself if you believe Kimbo Slice is the beginning of people who would dribble you on concrete and slap vocabulary words out your mouth. U don't even need jujitsu for all that. I'm sure a buff girl would and black your eye and make you misty, easy

What I'm saying you autistic literalist, you don't even have videos of you choking people out :russ:

Never poke nothin', never popped nothin', nikka stop frontin', you buying belts on ebay, act like you a big shot, pusssy:umad:
 

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@Mowgli is just a shyt human being all around. One of his two fathers should've swallowed.
I wear hats because I look nice in them. You wear hats to hide the shame of balding In highschool. I'm sorry
:what:

You got me mixed up with someone else. I've never said anything about trannies. You are obviously lying.

I really don't care if you practice BJJ. Actually it would be right up your alley to practice a martial art where you spend the majority of the time rolling around and mounting other men on grotesque mats. I can see how this would appeal to you.




But when you start making up stories like above statement, I can now see how this whole BJJ thing is a total lie.


Not making up stories. It's different times. You can be proud to like men with wigs who have puberty voices and breast implants now. p*ssy
 

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What I'm saying you autistic literalist, you don't even have videos of you choking people out :russ:

Never poke nothin', never popped nothin', nikka stop frontin', you buying belts on ebay, act like you a big shot, pusssy:umad:
I have videos but how am I going to share them with dudes whos ifea of a proof pic is showing his undressed body for men and a Dude who gets half naked in public video chats with a bunch of dudes for a conversation <who is you> :mjlol:

That makes no sense. Yall could be looking at my buns. No Dookie loving over here.
 

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I have videos but how am I going to share them with dudes who post pics of their body for men and. Dudes who get half naked in public video chats with a bunch of dudes.

That makes no sense. Yall could be looking at my buns. No Dookie loving over here.

Excuses excuses, yeah, you making shyt up.

For the record I do believe you do practice BJJ, but you ain't never gave nobody that fade, so it's really pointless.
 

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Excuses excuses, yeah, you making shyt up.

For the record I do believe you do practice BJJ, but you ain't never gave nobody that fade, so it's really pointless.
I never gave a fade. I gave beatings though, in defense of real people. Women and children. Why kill someone that's wants to die because if you want to fight someone that knows Brazilian jujitsu for shyts and giggles you obviously have a death wish and this ain't the make a wish foundation nikka. :ufdup: we give righteous beatings out here.
 

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I never gave a fade. I gave beatings though, in defense of real people. Women and children. Why kill someone that's wants to die because if you want to fight someone that knows Brazilian jujitsu for shyts and giggles you obviously have a death wish and this ain't the make a wish foundation nikka. :ufdup: we give righteous beatings out here.

:mjlol::russ: These vague ass war stories.

Yeah, you the king of :duck:, I'm through with you now, goodbye.
 

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@Mowgli has been posting those same 3 belts since atleast 2007. You haven't advanced?

:patrice:

It's the same belts though. How haven't you advanced since before Obama was in office?

It takes about 10 years to get a black belt in bjj, thats after earning the other belts I believe.

Longer than almost any other mixed martial arts.

@Mowgli having more than 4 belts would actually be more unbelievable than him not advancing yet
 
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