Is it safe to say Jumanji is one of the GOAT films?

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In the Jungle You Must Wait......Until the dice read 5 or 8...


I woulda been PISSED at Sarah for making me wait 26 years while her ass was too scared of some fukking Bats to roll her turn... Like bytch, your boyfriend just stole my bike, beat my ass and made me look like such a testicless fakkit that my father, in his shame tried to send me away to boarding school, and now I gotta wait TWENTY SIX YEARS in the jungle while Colonel Sanders hunts me day by day because YOU WERE SCARED OF SOME GODDAMN BATS?????:childplease:

:russ:

but she was so young, so innocent...she aint know any better breh :manny:
 

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That's one where nostalgia doesn't play a factor. It was weak sauce. :ehh:

Felt like a terrible ripoff of the GOAT Jurrasic Park. :scusthov:
 

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:huhldup: I can tell you right now I ain't bout that life. nikka lost about 26 years of his life from his first roll of the dice. 26 years in an alien jungle getting chased by a musket toting cac on some most dangerous game human hunter shyt :dwillhuh:

They should have added scenes on how Peter survived that jungle. I'd probably be dead on the first day there.

:russ: had a good laugh at this
 

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never ending story is the GOAT.

jumanji is alright. Good kids movie.
 

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Havent see it in forever. They never play it on cable for some reason. I liked it as a kid tho, seen it in the theatres.

They been playing it alot on AMC over the last month or so i just saw in on was on a few days ago. Once AMC starts showing a movie they usually repeat it alot so check out that channel
 

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:huhldup: I can tell you right now I ain't bout that life. nikka lost about 26 years of his life from his first roll of the dice. 26 years in an alien jungle getting chased by a musket toting cac on some most dangerous game human hunter shyt :dwillhuh:

They should have added scenes on how Peter survived that jungle. I'd probably be dead on the first day there.

He got to become a kid all over again & do life over though :leostare:

I'd be a fukkin millionaire child prodigy if I could import my 24 yo brain into my 8 yo body :birdman:
 

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In the Jungle You Must Wait......Until the dice read 5 or 8...


I woulda been PISSED at Sarah for making me wait 26 years while her ass was too scared of some fukking Bats to roll her turn... Like bytch, your boyfriend just stole my bike, beat my ass and made me look like such a testicless fakkit that my father, in his shame tried to send me away to boarding school, and now I gotta wait TWENTY SIX YEARS in the jungle while Colonel Sanders hunts me day by day because YOU WERE SCARED OF SOME GODDAMN BATS?????:childplease:

Them bats were scary though :pachaha: :youngsabo:
 
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