Is it too late for me, as a 21 year old, to get elite pg HANDLES?

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This nikka's profile the troof :lupe:


Yes, his workouts are good. But they get repetitive even when he tries to differ the skill sets of individual players. So thats a good start for you. But sadly, if you're a post up 5'10" guy, you probably already don't have the balance and posture needed to have elite guard skills. WTF were you doing all this time? I can help you, but the game is to be sold, not told. WTF am I, Right? Well, Nobody.

But, I did try to organize a basketball game back on SOHH, and these p*ssy ass nikkas never wanted no parts of it, and I also played on a lil biddies squad with 2 current coli members back when we were kids (I DO NOT name-drop, I have a strict no snitching policy) and I was a lil terrordome back then. If I weren't, they're free to expose me. And just the other day I had Eric Barkley laughing his ass off cause some youngsters were talking shyt to me, and I swiftly handed out "that work" to them with no remorse. My jumpshot is as suspect as can be, always has been, but Im still fast and the handle is still there, allowing me to pretty much do as I please, and if I shoot, its cause they know to back off so they don't get left, then I just pray it goes in :jawalrus:.

Completely off topic: Eric Barkleys 7 year old son is gonna be a MAJOR problem when he gets older, you heard it here first. Shorty really is no joke.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Or am I forever destined to be an undersized 5'10 forward who can only post up them tiny Mexicans at the rec center and stand at the perimeter for the kick-out 3? :lupe:

I swear to God I'm tired of setting screens and cutting to the hoop

I wanna start bringing the rock up myself :smugfavre:

@Malta shed some light on me


Nah breh, it's too late at this point, a great handle is something you gotta have before 11th grade or it's never gonna happen :wow: It's like playing an instrument, yeah you can learn somewhat later in life but the best time to learn is when you're really young so you get that early brain learning/coordination working.

Look at all the pros with sloppy handles that can't improve even though they in the gym non-stop. I should know, my handle is cringe worthy half the time, you get me in the halfcourt and my main move is shoulder to your chest :to:
 

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I'm Hard Like D-Block Readin The Book Of Enoch...
just run on hot coals with no shoes whilst dribbling thee rock like Yhwh drooled rain on Earth...

if no hot coals just settle for blacktop in thee summertime with thin black dress socks whilst handling thee rock with the grace of a Palestinian kid hurling stones at Beezlebub's tanks...
 

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Yes, his workouts are good. But they get repetitive even when he tries to differ the skill sets of individual players. So thats a good start for you. But sadly, if you're a post up 5'10" guy, you probably already don't have the balance and posture needed to have elite guard skills. WTF were you doing all this time?
My grandpa was 6'7 so I waited til I was 16 hoping for a sudden growth spurt :skip:
When that didn't happen..... :sadcam:

Nah breh, it's too late at this point, a great handle is something you gotta have before 11th grade or it's never gonna happen :wow: It's like playing an instrument, yeah you can learn somewhat later in life but the best time to learn is when you're really young so you get that early brain learning/coordination working.

Look at all the pros with sloppy handles that can't improve even though they in the gym non-stop. I should know, my handle is cringe worthy half the time, you get me in the halfcourt and my main move is shoulder to your chest :to:

I can't even get a Brandon Roy hezi at least??? :damn: :to:

just run on hot coals with no shoes whilst dribbling thee rock like Yhwh drooled rain on Earth...

if no hot coals just settle for blacktop in thee summertime with thin black dress socks whilst handling thee rock with the grace of a Palestinian kid hurling stones at Beezlebub's tanks...

:wtf: :dead:
 

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Nah fam, that Brandon Roy hezi was elite, you gotta work on like an old school Steve Smith hezi where you fake em out on the spin. Look at how early dudes got handles breh -



that footwork and quickness :banderas:

that deceptive explosiveness :damn:

as much as i would love to be able to dribble like him, thats impossible :wow:. i just want handles to where i can be a pg in a pickup game. that kid got Division I handles and he aint even hit puberty yet
 

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I'm Hard Like D-Block Readin The Book Of Enoch...
My grandpa was 6'7 so I waited til I was 16 hoping for a sudden growth spurt :skip:
When that didn't happen..... :sadcam:



I can't even get a Brandon Roy hezi at least??? :damn: :to:



:wtf: :dead:

you must not want it bad enough Dookie Staylock(edDown),you must practice with thee ferocity of Darth Maul if you wanna be Chris Paul..

ju diggy moi kimo sahbeeeeeh..?
 

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its too late

but listen

work on that 3 point shot. You might not be a star but nba teams are always looking for scrubs who can hit the 3. Look at kevin martin for example

you wont get the glory, but thats an nba paycheck.
 

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its too late

but listen

work on that 3 point shot. You might not be a star but nba teams are always looking for scrubs who can hit the 3. Look at kevin martin for example

you wont get the glory, but thats an nba paycheck.

Breh Kevin Martin is 6'7 :what:
 
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