Is Jeff Bezos an idiot?

[Black Hans]

When you're on a quest for world domination, a man's bound to make some mistakes

But what if Bezzy's going to jack the Amazon Prime price up by $25 to make up the money lost in divorce?

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Yeah he’s dumb. Just give her the 60 billion and hope she gives her voting rights to him.

 

[BrothaZay]

Call a self made billionaire an idiot brehs

 

[tremonthustler1]

True but you can’t be that wealthy and move that stupid.

The power of the p-u-s-s-y

 

[Lord_Chief_Rocka]

fukk Jeff Bezos


But not cause of this

 

[FLATOP]

Rich men are like rappers. They all end smashing the same hoes.

The claymation looking bytch he cheated on his wife with resembles one o the skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I LIKE HOW WE ARE TRYING TO TELL A MAN WHO HAS MORE MONEY THAN ALL OF US PLUS THE PEOPLE WE WILL EVER KNOW HOW HE'S AN IDIOT.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Imagine earning 75 billion and all you had to do was be married for 25 years.

Imagine supporting your wife whose big idea of selling books over the internet in 94.
Imagine that you wrote the business plan to get a loan for the business. Imagine being married for 25 years only for your wife to cheat.

Are you saying that you aren't worth half?

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

He should’ve been honest with his wife and said “ look Ima need some side p*ssy”

 

[Rozay Oro]

Fam, normally I roll with the GMB crowd but in the case of Bezos I can't. He started Amazon a year after they married, she wrote the business plan for him when he started. This is one case where the wife actually was shooting with him in the gym. He wouldn't have such a mass fortune if she was a shyt woman.

But after 25 years he's probably tired of sneaking around and wants to have his fun. So his fortune goes from 150 billion to 75 billion and based on the way Amazon treats it's workers it's cool, am I supposed to shed a tear over this?

Think of it this way, his marriage grossed 135 billion, who else marriage amasses that type of loot?

"Amazon in 2016 was granted a patent for a system to transport humans, enclosed in a cage and on top of a robotic trolley, for work in areas full of other automated robots. (U.S. Patent and Trademark Office)

Rich men are like rappers. They all end smashing the same hoes.

The claymation looking bytch he cheated on his wife with resembles one o the skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts

Post bytch

 

[Hungerpain]

Smart enough to be the richest man since the dollar was invented be dumb enough to marry a bytch and soft enough to actually pay her billions of dollars instead of applying that pressure.

 

[analog]

Right, and not only does he remain a billionaire....the lux of his lifestyle won't change not single bit after his divorce settlement. Only difference is he'll be free to smash whoever he wants.

His kids are her kids so he ain't even really hurting his future generations with this move. Lol @ coli brehs chiding or feeling sorry him.

Word... Bezos going down to only $70 Billion. He going to have tighten that belt 'cause life about to get real hard

Chris Rock said it best. Something along the lines of, if you're worth $500mil and your wife take half, you'll still be alright. But if you're only making $20K a year, and she want HALF?!?! Then you just might gotta kill a bytch. A bullet is 20cents at Walmart.

 

[Dave24]

It happens to lots of rich guys. Tiger Woods, Mel Gibson, Michael Jordan, Paul McCartney, Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[Red Comp]

No but you are


Now can you please stop counting another mans money, it's feminine

Forbes already counted his money. I know how much that nikka is worth.


https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/#version:realtime:usure
$135.5 B $1.3 B | -1%
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[Coco Loco]

I understand.

Its just that he was one of those men that were sooooo p*ssy deprived coming up. Its become an obsession/sickness.

I don't expect a woman to understand this, because men/women have a totally different kind of sex drive.

Oh I understand but my point is he was sloppy. With the money and resources he has his wife should've never found out. An 8 month long affair with his best friends wife is sloppy af. He should've had a young chick with a paid for spot for smashing plus an allowance (all from accounts that can't be linked to him) and an NDA to protect him if shyt hits the fan.

I'm surrounded by men with substantial things to lose, they've taught me well.