Is Sakura the most trifling hoe of all time?

[AllHolosEve]

Why are playing Sakura like this? . She took some time to get there, but she's GOAT levels with the medical ninjustsu, genjustu, and seal. No other females, sans Tsundae, is touching her. She just makes bad love choices is all.

Temari: You not getting close to use that extra shyt. She fly, Sakura ain't getting close.
Konan: Blow you the fukk up. Obito did dimension shyt to barely escape, Sakura can't do that.
Hinata: Byuakugan, Gentle Fist, Cut off chakra points. I think Hinata would fukk her up
Mizukage: Was gonna melt a Susanno, Lava style, 3 elements

 

[Sterling Archer]

Technically, no, but basically.

The father is Sasuke ( ) so technically she's not single since they're married, but he's never around. He literally didn't recognize his daughter when he ran into her because it had been so long since he'd actually seen her.

Was about to give his own daughter that work like "bytch, who the fu-...."
Sasuke is a Grade A scumbag and I love it.

 

[BooksnCookies]

She's the new Sanin no doubt but she was foul as fukk as a youngin.

I legit almost stopped watching after that shyt she said to Sasuke about Naruto being a pest and having no parents. Who writes that kinda shyt?

Kishimoto's bytchass. I'm still bitter from Neji's death, and lack of story/character development for Kiba and Shino.

Temari: You not getting close to use that extra shyt. She fly, Sakura ain't getting close.
Konan: Blow you the fukk up. Obito did dimension shyt to barely escape, Sakura can't do that.
Hinata: Byuakugan, Gentle Fist, Cut off chakra points. I think Hinata would fukk her up
Mizukage: Was gonna melt a Susanno, Lava style, 3 elements

EH, this is debatable, except for Konan and Mizukage. Hinata was a severe disappointment and is no where near Hanabi or Neji with the gentle fist. In the info books, Sakura is actually A1 with the strength and taijutsu and strategy. Temari, mayyyyybbbbeeee but no I'd put Hinata below Ino and Tenten.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Kishimoto's bytchass. I'm still bitter from Neji's death, and lack of story/character development for Kiba and Shino.



EH, this is debatable, except for Konan and Mizukage. Hinata was a severe disappointment and is no where near Hanabi or Neji with the gentle fist. In the info books, Sakura is actually A1 with the strength and taijutsu and strategy. Temari, mayyyyybbbbeeee but no I'd put Hinata below Ino and Tenten.

I just mean skill set. Konan & Mizu will dead her. Temari will stay distance, extra power means nothing to a person you can't touch, punch the air all you want.

I'm bitter they did Neji like that but Hinata the next best up. She basically deads Sakura's shyt. Sakura goes on chakra reserves, Hinata shuts that shyt off. They both physical. After Hinata gets in 2 hits & Sakura chakra flop

 

[bis0n]

Idk where all them memes came from then. Must’ve just imagined that animated thickness

You thought they were talking about Dexter's Lab this whole time

 

[Turk]

Sakura genes so trash she gave birth to the only uchiha to ever need glasses

I never even thought of this. How tf does Sarada have the Sharingan but still needs glasses?

 

[KingJay]

I never even thought of this. How tf does Sarada have the Sharingan but still needs glasses?

Trash ass Haruno genes
Naruto went and got himself a Hyuga

 

[BlackAlacard]

Kishimoto's bytchass. I'm still bitter from Neji's death, and lack of story/character development for Kiba and Shino.



EH, this is debatable, except for Konan and Mizukage. Hinata was a severe disappointment and is no where near Hanabi or Neji with the gentle fist. In the info books, Sakura is actually A1 with the strength and taijutsu and strategy. Temari, mayyyyybbbbeeee but no I'd put Hinata below Ino and Tenten.

What?

 

[Black Nate Grey]

This SasGOAT disrespect is intolerable.

First of all he saved Naruto's life against Haku. He was doing well in that fight but Naruto was vulnerable so he had to shield him from Haku's attack.

Man came up in the clutch against Orochimaru when they were still kids in the forest of death during the chunin exams. Naruto again useless.

Again, had Naruto's life in his hands at their first fight, he was literally about to stab his heart with Chidori but made the conscious decision to let him live and instead punched him.

Beat cheating ass Danzo.

Went toe to toe with all the Kage's.

I will admit Naruto did have a higher peak with the Pain fight, that was some heroic, boy becomes man, hero's journey shyt. Great moment.

 

[Monoblock]

This SasGOAT disrespect is intolerable.

First of all he saved Naruto's life against Haku. He was doing well in that fight but Naruto was vulnerable so he had to shield him from Haku's attack.

Man came up in the clutch against Orochimaru when they were still kids in the forest of death during the chunin exams. Naruto again useless.

Again, had Naruto's life in his hands at their first fight, he was literally about to stab his heart with Chidori but made the conscious decision to let him live and instead punched him.

Beat cheating ass Danzo.

Went toe to toe with all the Kage's.

I will admit Naruto did have a higher peak with the Pain fight, that was some heroic, boy becomes man, hero's journey shyt. Great moment.

 

[number21]

Kishimoto's bytchass. I'm still bitter from Neji's death, and lack of story/character development for Kiba and Shino.



EH, this is debatable, except for Konan and Mizukage. Hinata was a severe disappointment and is no where near Hanabi or Neji with the gentle fist. In the info books, Sakura is actually A1 with the strength and taijutsu and strategy. Temari, mayyyyybbbbeeee but no I'd put Hinata below Ino and Tenten.

Kiba? People actually care about that knockoff Naruto scrub.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Bee had him confused like shyt. He didn't know what to do.

Brehs Killer Bee had such a huge part in the final arcs of the storyline, but after the ten tails summoning, infinite Tsukuyomi, and Kaguya bullshyt he straight up is never mentioned again . That follow up aftert the final battle was basura to me.


If he was it was only in passing. I dont read that Boruto shyt so someone fill me in on what happened to him?

Also shouts to Darui the black lightning Gawd

 

[RennisDeynolds]

This would NEVER happen to goku the God

Nobody cares about CACarot. Be the star of your own manga and 3 anime series only to have no character development beyond liking to eat and fight brehs . Piccolo and Vegeta >>>>>>>>.

They dont abandon their children either



Lets be real she probably got preggo with a turkey baster or something bc Goku never had interest in ChiChi. Naruto married into a wealthy family by settling for his ride or die, he won

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Kiba? People actually care about that knockoff Naruto scrub.

He should have developed Shino and Kiba in part 2, shyt Hinata too. But by the time Shipuuden started it was all about Itachi and Madara secretly manipulating time and space for the current reality to happen - they never had a chance

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Raikage Earth slammed the fukk outta him. Only reason he didnt die is b/c he activated that Susanoo shyt at the last minute.

His brother slicing him to shreds..

He lucky he had that walking blood pack Karin to heal him.
But one thing we can agree on is that Sakura is a true scumbag. So her wanting to be with that coward Sasuke is about right.

Lighting Village was definitely with the shyts. Remember when sasuke set the Raikage's arm on fire with Amaterasu and he just sliced the shyt off like no big deal


Darui took on the pseudo Nine Tails brothers with a black panther


I used to rewatch that Bee vs Hebi fight all the time , Sasuke was outmatched