Alright so here's the story.
My date = N
Her date = V
My Friend = L
So N has a huge network of friends and they throw themselves a weekend long party once a year. They do it really big and it's a lot of fun. This happened to be one of those weekends.
Saturday night I was hanging with the crew and had a discussion with V about L. He had met her before and was feeling her so I let N know and he wanted to do a double date. Anyway, I ended up leaving early (much to N's disappointment) but he wanted me to come back in the morning to do brunch with them at the hotel they were staying in.
I ended up sleeping late and just decided to go chill is L instead. As I am headed to see her, N calls me and let's me know that he has changed the location of brunch so that we can all have brunch together. So once I get to L I give her the run down which is basically that V is into her and to put on the charm and she should be taken care of. After brunch we should split off from the group and have our little double date. She agrees and it's all good; or so I thought. It goes down hill from there.
First, L comes out the house looking crazy as hell. She looks just like Persia White but with Mariah's hair. She's looking sloppy, clothing wrinkle, hair all over the place. Just kinda fukked up. I should have said something but I didn't.
We get to the spot and L & V get reantiquated. He did mentions that she looked a little ruff but they started snuggling at the damn table so I think they are good to go so. But every time I glance over at them I notice that L has something new in front of her; first some drinks, then an appetizer, then an entree and then a dessert. Now, everyone else was just ordering drinks but she was sharing the food so I figured someone else had ordered it.
All of a sudden I notice V is slowly making his way away from her to the other end of the table. I call a bathroom break to make sure everything is okay. She reassures me that every thing is great. Once we get back to the table V has made his way to the other side and never returns. Once the bill comes I realize the reason that V had went to the other side of the table. The bytch had ordered all of that food and ran her end of the bill up to $200. At this point V wants nothing to do with her. N is kinda enough to take care of her bill (although I told him he didn't have to but he had already paid).
So basically our plan is ruined and now everyone else is ready to go somewhere else to get some food. Now, I'm not sure if L was in her feelings about V ditching her or if she was just drunk but she starts flirting with N like crazy. Now me, I'm here for the entertainment so I let her do her thang.
We decide on a spot and N is going to drive us there and everyone else is going to ride in another car. N has some sort of Audi that has red leather seats. He let's her in the back and this drunk bytch lays down in the back seat and begins rubbing her body all over seats cooing about how soft and lovely they are. I think she was trying to be sexy.
N is completely disgusted
and tells her to get her ass up and chill the fukk out
. We get to the next restaurant and this bytch tries to sit between N and I. At this point I am very amused but I tell her she needs to find a new seating arrangement. So she decides to sit on the other side of him so close that the side of her body is literally pressed up against his. They couldn't have been any closer unless they were fukking.
V and the rest of the party are sitting on the other side of the table give her the stink eye
, N is giving her the side eye
and I'm enjoying myself
. I let her know what she won't be ordering anymore but when N's food comes out she starts begging him to try his food. Mine you she just had a 3 course meal. She eats every bit and even starts pickings up the last few grains of rice on her plate with her hands and shovels it into her mouth. Hungry bytch.
After that I took her drunk ass home and N surprising never said any about her behavior probably b/c she was damn near feeling him up.
The best part? 3 years later these nikkas wanna try the double date again. I felt bad the first time but they know what they are getting into the second time around. I'm letting her run wild.
this story sounded way different when you first posted it 
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not possible
