Is there a bigger movie simp than Imhotep from the Mummy?

[Turk]

This nikka betrayed and killed his king for the p*ssy, got buried alive for the p*ssy, and got cursed for the p*ssy

This nikka was down so bad when he came back to life the first thing he tried to do was get his old p*ssy back


But worst of all the same chick who he dedicated his entire life to ain't even gaf about him when he needed it most

 

[Devilinurear]

Why did they curse him with magical powers.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

He a hoetep literally

 

[ORDER_66]

Even in the sequel when he actually got her reincarnated dude was still simpin...

 

[SheWantTheD]

I don't watch shyt like this anymore.. but they definitely brainwashed a generation of boys constantly showing us tv shows and movies of men going against the entire world for one woman.

In 2021? Naw I'm good, there are a lot of other women out here

 

[Sbp]

Ace Rothstein

 

[KingCesar]

Whenever some variation of this question gets asked, my first thought always goes to the main character in The Last American Virgin. The one who paid for the girl's abortion, only for the movie to end with him watching the girl go back to the guy who left her after she got pregnant.

 

[humminbird]

Why did they curse him with magical powers.

why not

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Mummy broad was bad tho

 

[Another Man]

This nikka betrayed and killed his king for the busy, got buried alive for the busy, and got cursed for the p*ssy

This nikka was down so bad when he came back to life the first thing he tried to do was get his old p*ssy back


But worst of all the same chick who he dedicated his entire life to ain't even gaf about him when he needed it most

 

[Turk]

 

[ORDER_66]

Whenever some variation of this question gets asked, my first thought always goes to the main character in The Last American Virgin. The one who paid for the girl's abortion, only for the movie to end with him watching the girl go back to the guy who left her after she got pregnant.

THAT was some real shyt... he drove away and *Roll Credits

 

[419scam]

betrayed and killed his king for the p*ssy, got buried alive for the p*ssy, and got cursed for the p*ssy

Blueprint for 90s rnb with the open shirts over here

 

[Ozymandeas]

This nikka betrayed and killed his king for the p*ssy, got buried alive for the p*ssy, and got cursed for the p*ssy

This nikka was down so bad when he came back to life the first thing he tried to do was get his old p*ssy back


But worst of all the same chick who he dedicated his entire life to ain't even gaf about him when he needed it most

That sh*t was hilarious. He waited three thousand years for this hoe and she dropped him at the drop of a hat

 

[Ozymandeas]

I don't watch shyt like this anymore.. but they definitely brainwashed a generation of boys constantly showing us tv shows and movies of men going against the entire world for one woman.

In 2021? Naw I'm good, there are a lot of other women out here

Yup. They did. Go against Pharoah and get killed over puzzy brehs. He was the top doctor/shaman in Egypt so you know there were bad broads available for him.