Days of Future Piff
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Alucard was #hardonharlots personified. Dude wasted NO time banishing that succubus for impersonating his moms 
Alucard: Death in the dream world will send your soul wandering for all eternity, Demon.
Succubus: No, wait, please, I beg of you
...
AAAAaaaaAAAAA
Young Tepes had the clean suit and that Suga Free perm poppin and everything while he did it, too.
Alucard was so hardbody that he came through and merked his own pops just for not being from Harlem
Look at him, out here asking all kinds of questions about men
Alucard: Death in the dream world will send your soul wandering for all eternity, Demon.
Succubus: No, wait, please, I beg of you
...AAAAaaaaAAAAA
Young Tepes had the clean suit and that Suga Free perm poppin and everything while he did it, too.
Alucard was so hardbody that he came through and merked his own pops just for not being from Harlem
Look at him, out here asking all kinds of questions about men
EDIT: and just to be clear, this thread is all jokes. I don't advocate beating/abusing women 
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