Is there any writers here?

[kp404]

Im not really trying to publish it, unless i could use a fake name or whatever, im just thinking about writing some random stories and put it online

Oh well see @2Quik4UHoes post...that is perfect advice that I got as well

 

[BrothaZay]

I wanna write satire in my free time how do i get started!

 

[kp404]

Respect, just give yourself permission to write the shyttiest shyt. Don't put any expectations on it, besides you can go back and edit.

man you sound exactly like my first advisor and the Grad Studies director of my dept. now! He just said that at the symposium the other day. That really is the best advice for writing anything! Rep coming

Edit: Damn this 40 people rep bullshyt...I'll save it for you

 

[Larry Lobster]

Are there*

yes, I am a writer.

thx

 

[trick]

get a white board and get started on the structure first. it'll help you organize your thoughts. don't be intimidated, nobody is gonna sit down and write 40 pages straight.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I write gay sex fantasy novels on my spare time when i'm bored. I got this new one with a street angle. this nikka named big gay andre is running around the city banging backs out and putting nikkas in bodybags. Imma post a teaser in here when I get my publishing deal.

 

[Larry Lobster]

I write gay sex fantasy novels on my spare time when i'm bored. I got this new one with a street angle. this nikka named big gay andre is running around the city banging backs out and putting nikkas in bodybags. Imma post a teaser in here when I get my publishing deal.

Hahahah give us a sample

 

[Takerstani]

Yes but non-fiction. I'll co-sign the other poster and say that reading is vital to learning new words and expressions (and perspectives).

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Hahahah give us a sample

Dog, I would...but I don't wanna a nikka to Mollywater me like they did the nigerian. Once I get my book deal popping tho, yall will get the first copy posted on here. trust and believe. I might post my first novel for yall tho, its about this gay nikka named lil Harold that let somebody nut in his eye in jail and the nut ends up blinding him for life...long story short he is switched to another jail with a king fu instructor as his cell mate and ends up being a blind kung fu master. It's some good shyt homey don't sleep on me (no homo).

 

[Larry Lobster]

Dog, I would...but I don't wanna a nikka to Mollywater me like they did the nigerian. Once I get my book deal popping tho, yall will get the first copy posted on here. trust and believe. I might post my first novel for yall tho, its about this gay nikka named lil Harold that let somebody nut in his eye in jail and the nut ends up blinding him for life...long story short he is switched to another jail with a king fu instructor as his cell mate and ends up being a blind kung fu master. It's some good shyt homey don't sleep on me (no homo).

 

[no.]

I wanna write satire in my free time how do i get started!

Satire? If you're going for satire, you have to decide what sort of themes you wanna explore first. What do you wanna make fun of? I'd recommend drawing from your own experiences, write what you know and you'll keep it real. Of course, you're making fun of things, so you're playing with all sorts of dumb stereotypes and you don't have to be suuuuper realistic when you're going for comedy: a sort of cartoonish humor. But when done intelligently, satire is as much about real criticizing issues as it is about joking around.

How to start? Decide what you want to satirize. Sketch a couple of characters. Outline the plot.

Dog, I would...but I don't wanna a nikka to Mollywater me like they did the nigerian. Once I get my book deal popping tho, yall will get the first copy posted on here. trust and believe. I might post my first novel for yall tho, its about this gay nikka named lil Harold that let somebody nut in his eye in jail and the nut ends up blinding him for life...long story short he is switched to another jail with a kung fu instructor as his cell mate and ends up being a blind kung fu master. It's some good shyt homey don't sleep on me (no homo).

Don't you mean cum fu master?

 

[mtu wa chuma]

Hahahah give us a sample

Oh, he'll give you a sample alright.

 

[BrothaZay]

Satire? If you're going for satire, you have to decide what sort of themes you wanna explore first. What do you wanna make fun of? I'd recommend drawing from your own experiences, write what you know and you'll keep it real. Of course, you're making fun of things, so you're playing with all sorts of dumb stereotypes and you don't have to be suuuuper realistic when you're going for comedy: a sort of cartoonish humor. But when done intelligently, satire is as much about real criticizing issues as it is about joking around.

How to start? Decide what you want to satirize. Sketch a couple of characters. Outline the plot.

yea i already made some characters

and I jus wanna make fun of the type of people I went to HS with and spent my teen years with

 

[Larry Lobster]

yea i already made some characters

and I jus wanna make fun of the type of people I went to HS with and spent my teen years with

Are they cacs?

 

[BrothaZay]

Are they cacs?

nope
blaccs