I used to always read your blog. When did you move to Jersey?
Everything is just...
oh... the whole jersey thing.

uhhhhhh.... that's a long story but let's just say that i changed certain details about myself for my own protection. i was a bit paranoid that there would be people searching for me offline trying to embarass me. i had to build a block somewhat.
i'm sorry i lied to you about living in new york. i'm from there but i haven't lived there in years. f*ck it, decades even. i had to lie because i knew that some people on sohh were crazy enough to see me like sexydeidre did. she all exposed where i really lived and where i worked. surprisingly nobody believed her.

i did a good job evading exposures and sh!t but what's the worse that could have happened when i aired out all of my dirty laundry. there was really nothing to expose. nobody's going to kill me for lying about living in brooklyn when i'm in the jersey suburbs.