Its Not Squirting Its Piss

[LadySimone]

I never been into that make her squirt shyt anyway, i would be pissed if she squirted on any of my furniture or comforter

You know you got plastic garden furniture in your house. You safe.

 

[POPHOLITDOWN]

You know you got plastic garden furniture in your house. You safe.

 

[BlackedOut]

Feel like a fool after lettin a bytch piss on you brehs.

 

[NZA]

if a woman has glands big enough to shoot something across the room, she aint really a woman, breh. hopefully you only got pissed on that night

 

[BasedPrime]

Ofcourse its piss

 

[keepemup]

yes you gargled that piss like cheap champagne

If that's the case

 

[Regine Hunter]

nah

u didnt

Cut me some slack, I don't know the names of every feature of the reproductive system breh.

 

[chosenaledge13]

All this to explain to his wife why he never could make her skeet that bed up

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

a bunch of cacs with small meats who never made a chick squirt made this up

 

[joeychizzle]

R Kelly right now celebrating like

 

[BlackFruitPunch]

Waste scientific research on Squirting Brehs

fukk that breh. I got to know.

 

[Stuntone]

It's piss. That shyt comes straight from the her bladder idiots.

 

[Wildin]

Then I say this. If it's pee, then have your girl drink a 32oz red hi-c before fukkin her. She's gonna have to piss like a motherfukker, and when she does its going to be dark yellow, unmistakenly pee. Make her squirt before she has to pee.....if its dark yellow, its pee. If its clear and slippery, kinda like precum from your dikk...then after she squirts she'll be running to the bathroom to pee. then you and her can check the toilet....shyts gonna be unmistakenly dark yellow---straight pee pee.

anyone who have ever touched a droplet of urine knows it aint slippery, but wet. Its body temperature and wet like water. When you rub on a girls p*ssy chances are its slippery, when she squirts its not quite the same slippery consistency as wet wet, its going to be body temp and come flowing out like pee pee but its more slippery than urine or sweat.

edit: on second thought I will conduct some secondary studies on the texture of squirt. I just realized that the texture could definitely be effected by A. the amount of wet wet B. Any lubes that may be utilized in the process.

The color test will be your best source until further research is conducted
@skeetsinternal

I'm not very fond of squirting

I had a squirter for over a year, it's pee.

She would squirt all over the bed, couch, wherever, and after cleaning it up when we were done, the towels we used would still have a faint yet distinct piss smell the next day.

It's piss, guys. How much by vol% , I don't know.

There's piss in it guys and gals. Get over it.

yes you gargled that piss like cheap champagne

THIS.

i fukked with a shortie that was a "squirter" several months ago...the first time she did that ish, she soaked her bed all the way up and ish I was like
feelin like DAT nikka out here strokin the shyt out ole girl

Then, one time, I dropped by her crib after hospital rotations, still in my work threads tryna a bust a quick nut. Within 5 minutes I had shortie bent over her kitchen counter deep stroking ole girl raw with my dress slacks down to my ankles. Lo and behold ole "squirted" all over my pants, dress shirt, trousers and even my got damn Trump tie

When I got home I threw all my clothes, save for the Tie in the wash. By the next day my tie had that mothafukkin ammonia smell ALLLLLL up in it.

Still, knowingly fukking the PISS out of a female got me like

Also, from a common sense perspective, any human being emitting some large quantity of liquid must have that liquid stored somewhere, right? Unless there is some unlocked treasure cove of female prostratic fluid that has yet to be discovered, it only seems logical that this fluid is being stored in the bladder. For all intents and purposes this seems like urine to me

Feel like a fool after lettin a bytch piss on you brehs.

Ofcourse its piss

It's piss. That shyt comes straight from the her bladder idiots.

 

[POPHOLITDOWN]

Then I say this. If it's pee, then have your girl drink a 32oz red hi-c before fukkin her. Make her squirt before she has to pee.....if its dark yellow, its pee. If its clear and slippery, kinda like precum from your dikk...then after she squirts she'll be running to the bathroom to pee. then you and her can check the toilet....shyts gonna be unmistakenly dark yellow---straight pee pee.

anyone who have ever touched a droplet of urine knows it aint slippery, but wet. Its body temperature and wet like water. When you rub on a girls p*ssy chances are its slippery, when she squirts its not quite the same slippery consistency as wet wet, its going to be body temp and come flowing out like pee pee but its more slippery than urine or sweat.

edit: on second thought I will conduct some secondary studies on the texture of squirt. I just realized that the texture could definitely be effected by A. the amount of wet wet B. Any lubes that may be utilized in the process.

The color test will be your best source until further research is conducted
@skeetsinternal

 

[POPHOLITDOWN]

Then I say this. If it's pee, then have your girl drink a 32oz red hi-c before fukkin her. She's gonna have to piss like a motherfukker, and when she does its going to be dark yellow, unmistakenly pee. Make her squirt before she has to pee.....if its dark yellow, its pee. If its clear and slippery, kinda like precum from your dikk...then after she squirts she'll be running to the bathroom to pee. then you and her can check the toilet....shyts gonna be unmistakenly dark yellow---straight pee pee.

anyone who have ever touched a droplet of urine knows it aint slippery, but wet. Its body temperature and wet like water. When you rub on a girls p*ssy chances are its slippery, when she squirts its not quite the same slippery consistency as wet wet, its going to be body temp and come flowing out like pee pee but its more slippery than urine or sweat.

edit: on second thought I will conduct some secondary studies on the texture of squirt. I just realized that the texture could definitely be effected by A. the amount of wet wet B. Any lubes that may be utilized in the process.

The color test will be your best source until further research is conducted
@skeetsinternal

My nikka, the color of your urine has to do with your level of hydration. If your pee is darker yellow, that means that your body is less hydrated and is therefore reabsoribing more water via the kidneys in effect concentrating the urine.

If you are well hydrated, your pee will be more clear. If a girl is drinking gatorade her pee will be less dark homie