it's OFFICIAL in 2019 the HOEPACYLPSE has ARRIVED...10 ways you as a MAN can survive this ERA
- Thread starter KENNY DA COOKER
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UpAndComing
Veteran
When I say #ForeignGang, ya'll don't listen
Babymama Magnet
All Star
The congregation is now in service.
Preach it Brother
lightbearerchef
Von!!!
The Fade
I don’t argue with niqqas on the Internet anymore
What’s funny to me is how you gonna compete with men for jobs and then talk about you need a provider
Then talk about the wage gap, part of the reason why that gap exists cause they say they need providers.. men die at work more and there’s a reason why married men get promotions more..
Then talk about the wage gap, part of the reason why that gap exists cause they say they need providers.. men die at work more and there’s a reason why married men get promotions more..
Stone Cold
Superstar
@ “BYATCH”
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
Solid reminders 
I like when yall on that uplifting tip
I like when yall on that uplifting tip
Remember this statement..YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...but most SIMPS and BUM B1TCHES never get the picture till the WEAPONS OF DEPRESSION gets DRAWN
times are very hard maneand like @Cat piss martini stated in another thread....these hoes outchea PANHANDLING ..it done got sooo bad....
unchecked bipolar behavior....bad money management skills...lack of sustainable employment ...opiates and weed "addiction"...along with Thot Rap has severely tainted what's left of the DATING POOL for you young men...
tread cautiously....my brethren
i've been in this game of life for years
amongst these hoes it's made me an animal
its RULES TO THIS SHYT..so i'm updating my MANUAL
A step by step booklet for you to PROGRESS
SO YOU CAN COME OUT ON TOP and not take an ETERNAL 'L" from a THOT
for the BREHS...
1# MONEY OVER BULLSHYT (b1tches)....if you got work..then go to work....don't waste time and fukk up a bag by trying to get puzzy all the time at your residence.....it's simple...GET CURRENCY you will always have women...ENTERTAINING WOMEN and you always LOSE MONEY....even if it's "FREE FUKKS" you always gotta spend on something......plus the drama...fights and petty shyt will cause you to lose focus......fukk dat....sometimes you gotta leave dem hoes alone to get your mind right...
2# SAVE YOUR MONEY by any means neccesary......if you see better options of enteraining yourself or working on sometjhing like a financial goal then DO THAT.....just think of the tragic thought of having to work way past RETIREMENT cause you been out here making bad financial decisions and chasing hoes
3# DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CUFFING A B1TCH unless she MATCHES YOU FINANCIALL or MAKES EITHER MORE THAN YOU ..or at least within 10% of matching YOU....we gotta get back to making people contirubute thier FAIR SHARE in a relationship.....no more FULL RIDES or MAXED OUT DEALS for these women acting like FREE AGENTS (hoes with no sense of loyalty)..either it's a JOINT VENTURE or she can GTFO
4# A BYATCH WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CAR and a JOB is USELESS.....come on mane...you want a PARTNER not a CHARITY CASE......You either got kids of your own or plan on having kids or taking care of your mama...you don't need the burden of sponsooring some byatch who wants to depend on you for everything....
5# STOP THINKING SHE DOING YOU A FAVOR BY GIVING U SOME PUZZY...this shyt is very important....most of these hoes ARE LAZY IN BED..got you sweating it out doing all the work while they just sit back and enjoy the "ride" fukk dat......if she isn't going just as hard in the bed as you..she is a LAME FUKK and you can do better than that...especially if her HEAD GAME ain't worth shyt.........value yourself
6# DON'T GIVE THESE HOES NO MONEY VIA CASH APP......I personally know a BYATCH cute as hell who told me how her AND HER MAMA be sending these thirsty dudes FAKE PICS and videos they stole from other people profiles and getting money from it...also she had NO PLANS to visit these thirsty dudes...
one cat she showed me sent her 200$ just for pics of her toes ...smh
7# STOP LOOKING FOR "MAMA QUALITIES" in today's WOMEN...even the GOOD GIRLS of today cant compare to ya mama....my ex use to complain about having to cook cause she had a few classes that week..im like byatch you only cook one day out the week and you don't even have a full load of classes..wtf.....im taking you out to eat more than anything..fukk outta here...my mama was doing three course meals almost nightly while holding down a full time job and maintaining our household
8# if it is possible PLEASE WEAR A RUBBER as MUCH AS POSSIBLE....having a baby by a dude who got his shyt together is seen as a quick come up for alot of these byatches whom are tired of working and dont have the passion to continue thier education anymore ....hell i had one older broad want a baby but then i realized she wanted it for tax purposes...cause she could have a child to claim to offset her IRS debt and her two sons were now grown and out the house...so RUN ..if you just meet her and she talking about BABY...that means she SHADY
9# ALWAYS REALIZE that regardless how much FUN you have with her...if she is more about ENTERTAINMENT than EMPOWERMENT (supporting you..working on a plan with you....looking out for your finances) YOU DON'T NEED HER.....like that young boy A BOOGIE says in his song...
"THESE GIRLS AIN'T REALLY GOOD FOR ME...THESE GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN WITH ME"
10# IF ALL ELSE FAILS in your quest to getting PUZZY but you keep taking L's especially EMOTIONALLY.....buy RECYCABLE GOODS .......a lil 50$ here for her METRO PCS BILL or a 3 for 10 meal at CHILLIS is a ALOT CHEAPER AND LESS DAMAGING than a LIFETIME MAXED OUT MARRIAGE DEAL or a 18 YEAR CHILD SUPPORT INSTALLMENT PLAN...
bonus POINT: DON'T MOVE THAT BYATCH IN!!!...unless you know for certain that she is WILLING TO CONTIRBUTE at least by paying a bill or two or going half on the rent..it don't have to be neccesarily 50/50 cause you don't wanna treat her like a ROOMATE...thier is still some sense of sentiment here...but YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD for a grown azz woman that is SAVING YOUR MONEY SECRETLY while you blow yours all on YOUR BILLS AND HER BILLS...
FUKK DAT..
just trying to help brehs...this is part 1
part 2 will be for the ladies so you don't end up like these ratchets in this HOEPACYLPSE
Thank you for your time...
i do accept donations....Cash app and Paypal is available
Sir.. with all due respect.. I personally do not need nor want a part 2 if this is the 1
Doctor Wily
CapcomSwag
Remember this statement..YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...but most SIMPS and BUM B1TCHES never get the picture till the WEAPONS OF DEPRESSION gets DRAWN
times are very hard mane
unchecked bipolar behavior....bad money management skills...lack of sustainable employment ...opiates and weed "addiction"...along with Thot Rap has severely tainted what's left of the DATING POOL for you young men...
tread cautiously....my brethren
i've been in this game of life for years
amongst these hoes it's made me an animal
its RULES TO THIS SHYT..so i'm updating my MANUAL
A step by step booklet for you to PROGRESS
SO YOU CAN COME OUT ON TOP and not take an ETERNAL 'L" from a THOT
for the BREHS...
1# MONEY OVER BULLSHYT (b1tches)....if you got work..then go to work....don't waste time and fukk up a bag by trying to get puzzy all the time at your residence.....it's simple...GET CURRENCY you will always have women...ENTERTAINING WOMEN and you always LOSE MONEY....even if it's "FREE FUKKS" you always gotta spend on something......plus the drama...fights and petty shyt will cause you to lose focus......fukk dat....sometimes you gotta leave dem hoes alone to get your mind right...
2# SAVE YOUR MONEY by any means neccesary......if you see better options of enteraining yourself or working on sometjhing like a financial goal then DO THAT.....just think of the tragic thought of having to work way past RETIREMENT cause you been out here making bad financial decisions and chasing hoes
3# DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT CUFFING A B1TCH unless she MATCHES YOU FINANCIALL or MAKES EITHER MORE THAN YOU ..or at least within 10% of matching YOU....we gotta get back to making people contirubute thier FAIR SHARE in a relationship.....no more FULL RIDES or MAXED OUT DEALS for these women acting like FREE AGENTS (hoes with no sense of loyalty)..either it's a JOINT VENTURE or she can GTFO
4# A BYATCH WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CAR and a JOB is USELESS.....come on mane...you want a PARTNER not a CHARITY CASE......You either got kids of your own or plan on having kids or taking care of your mama...you don't need the burden of sponsooring some byatch who wants to depend on you for everything....
5# STOP THINKING SHE DOING YOU A FAVOR BY GIVING U SOME PUZZY...this shyt is very important....most of these hoes ARE LAZY IN BED..got you sweating it out doing all the work while they just sit back and enjoy the "ride" fukk dat......if she isn't going just as hard in the bed as you..she is a LAME FUKK and you can do better than that...especially if her HEAD GAME ain't worth shyt.........value yourself
6# DON'T GIVE THESE HOES NO MONEY VIA CASH APP......I personally know a BYATCH cute as hell who told me how her AND HER MAMA be sending these thirsty dudes FAKE PICS and videos they stole from other people profiles and getting money from it...also she had NO PLANS to visit these thirsty dudes...
one cat she showed me sent her 200$ just for pics of her toes ...smh
7# STOP LOOKING FOR "MAMA QUALITIES" in today's WOMEN...even the GOOD GIRLS of today cant compare to ya mama....my ex use to complain about having to cook cause she had a few classes that week..im like byatch you only cook one day out the week and you don't even have a full load of classes..wtf.....im taking you out to eat more than anything..fukk outta here...my mama was doing three course meals almost nightly while holding down a full time job and maintaining our household
8# if it is possible PLEASE WEAR A RUBBER as MUCH AS POSSIBLE....having a baby by a dude who got his shyt together is seen as a quick come up for alot of these byatches whom are tired of working and dont have the passion to continue thier education anymore ....hell i had one older broad want a baby but then i realized she wanted it for tax purposes...cause she could have a child to claim to offset her IRS debt and her two sons were now grown and out the house...so RUN ..if you just meet her and she talking about BABY...that means she SHADY
9# ALWAYS REALIZE that regardless how much FUN you have with her...if she is more about ENTERTAINMENT than EMPOWERMENT (supporting you..working on a plan with you....looking out for your finances) YOU DON'T NEED HER.....like that young boy A BOOGIE says in his song...
"THESE GIRLS AIN'T REALLY GOOD FOR ME...THESE GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN WITH ME"
10# IF ALL ELSE FAILS in your quest to getting PUZZY but you keep taking L's especially EMOTIONALLY.....buy RECYCABLE GOODS .......a lil 50$ here for her METRO PCS BILL or a 3 for 10 meal at CHILLIS is a ALOT CHEAPER AND LESS DAMAGING than a LIFETIME MAXED OUT MARRIAGE DEAL or a 18 YEAR CHILD SUPPORT INSTALLMENT PLAN...
bonus POINT: DON'T MOVE THAT BYATCH IN!!!...unless you know for certain that she is WILLING TO CONTIRBUTE at least by paying a bill or two or going half on the rent..it don't have to be neccesarily 50/50 cause you don't wanna treat her like a ROOMATE...thier is still some sense of sentiment here...but YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD for a grown azz woman that is SAVING YOUR MONEY SECRETLY while you blow yours all on YOUR BILLS AND HER BILLS...
FUKK DAT..
just trying to help brehs...this is part 1
part 2 will be for the ladies so you don't end up like these ratchets in this HOEPACYLPSE
Thank you for your time...
i do accept donations....Cash app and Paypal is available
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
I can dig it.
Cool thread and all but I don't understand why nikkas gotta quote the entire OP just to post one sentence.
you damn millennials don't have no forum etiquette.
It's Sunday and it's hot AF
#hoepacylypse
#gmb
you damn millennials don't have no forum etiquette.
It's Sunday and it's hot AF
#hoepacylypse
#gmb
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