Its official: @Mowgli post pics of your black belts or STFU & GTFO thread...

[MAKAVELI25]

fukk you fakkit im not getting shyt for you. fukkin clown wanna take a walk through my life and live vicariously through my milestones. Spending hours on a 3 minute video analyzing my lifes memoirs. Yes, it is true my belt goes up to brown. Yes i am tough. Yes I had to change my number just so bytches i left in the dust will let me enjoy life as a family man. Meanwhile, you beggin bytches you'll never meet for p*ssy.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thestripper-whats-the-going-rate-for-my-fantasy.170617/ - Disciple of a Trick

Why do we have to relive these moments. Your time is over. I have mentally squashed you and transformed you into a new breed of bytch. Your kids call your father daddy and the breeze from my fist will make your knees buckle. Ill forearm your temple and watch your head deflate like PFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Who wants to be a disciple of the fukkin projects . Listen to your fukkin self. Being a disciple of the projects gives you a PHD in roaches and a masters in overdraft protection. One week around my Lifestyle your kids will be calling you by your first name. I got the certs, you're proud to be a certified goon. I'll still bust you over the head with a tv and have you wearin a 50 inch flat screen like a scarf fakkit. I heard your voice on Tinychat. The mystique is over. You sound like Disciple of Urkel. WHO HAS SEEN YOU?! Wizard of Slobs ass nikka. I dont need to qualify my life to a bum like you. You hood but ill beat the shyt outta u and you a hustler but i got more money then you. You a family man but im actually married and have spent more time with my toddler then your kid that is studying for her finals loser.

Now if you dont mind i have to feed my son some sweet potatoe.

 

[charmander]

In scripture it says that we can train for battle against demonic filth while serving God. When you train your heart is not in crushing your friends but because battle is unpredictable and chaotic we have to take our training very mature and serious and at times training can also be chaos but because i wont be competing or fighting any wars, that i know of, im going to tone down the striking aspect because i dont want to be punched or take shins oops upside the head, friend. My style is tailored more towards close quarters blade work and i feel judo and Bjj really facilitate that style, friend. Thank you for your concern though.

I think you should start your training to. You're a bit light friend and may need to pack on more lean muscle so you can angelcally traverse the demonic realm with no fears.

2014 gon be the year i get swole and start learning how to grapple

 

[Mr. Somebody]

2014 gon be the year i get swole and start learning how to grapple

Maybe this is the year you evolve into Charizard. God willing, friend.

 

[4fossa]

dafukk is this thread...

 

[Recca Gatsby]

wtf is goin on in here lol

 

[LevelUp]

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I honestly dont think the Mowgli on here is the real Mowgli form SOHH who held off a multi forum onslaught like John Basilone at the battle of Guadalcanal

@Mowgli still shows glimpses of greatness, but he was on a tear in the last days of

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Who wants to be a disciple of the fukkin projects . Listen to your fukkin self. Being a disciple of the projects gives you a PHD in roaches and a masters in overdraft protection. One week around my Lifestyle your kids will be calling you by your first name. I got the certs, you're proud to be a certified goon. I'll still bust you over the head with a tv and have you wearin a 50 inch flat screen like a scarf fakkit. I heard your voice on Tinychat. The mystique is over. You sound like Disciple of Urkel. WHO HAS SEEN YOU?! Wizard of Slobs ass nikka. I dont need to qualify my life to a bum like you. You hood but ill beat the shyt outta u and you a hustler but i got more money then you. You a family man but im actually married and have spent more time with my toddler then your kid that is studying for her finals loser.

Now if you dont mind i have to feed my son some sweet potatoe.

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli still shows glimpses of greatness, but he was on a tear in the last days of

I'm an old man now I can't be running around fighting with fakkits all day.

 

[92Inc]

I'm an old man now I can't be running around fighting with fakkits all day.

Can I see those old threads

 

[Mowgli]

Can I see those old threads

No all of those posts are ashes now. Burned along with the Sodom of the internet.

Once they banned that mr. Somebody dude I knew it was curtains for that board and sure enough it was destroyed some months later.

 

[Luken]

so that thread were you fought everyone from like 6 forums is gone? There were quotables for weeks in there...

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Please teach me your ways sir @Mowgli!

 

[Mowgli]

so that thread were you fought everyone from like 6 forums is gone? There were quotables for weeks in there...

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Please teach me your ways sir @Mowgli!

The mowgli blueprint is to dangerous to unleash in the internet im sorry but I have a few students on the coli who have studied my techniques and are black belts in their own rights. I mean I'll still kick them in the knee cap and make their heel kick a hole in the back of their head in real life but still they have great power in their own way.

I am not taking any new students I'm sorry. My son will carry on the legacy and learn the mowgli and anti mowgli strategies for the betterment of mankind.



Be the best you you can be and develop your own art. It only takes about 1000 posts to begin the journey

 

[Luken]

I am not taking any new students I'm sorry. My son will carry on the legacy and learn the mowgli and anti mowgli strategies for the betterment of mankind.

Be the best you you can be and develop your own art. It only takes about 1000 posts to begin the journey

I think you've underestimated my power

 

[Mowgli]

I think you've underestimated my power

not at all because I know that within you exists a great power in its own right. My power lies in my anger. I'm angry and disgusted with most things I see and this perspective gives me the passion to be who I am. Your passion rings in its own way so what can I really offer you outside of the thousands of jewels I've already scattered across this forum