I've always wondered if i could take a hit from a charging rhinoceros and live

[CarbonBraddock]

I was watching some video on youtube about angry rhinos ramming into things and some of the footage was of them running full-speed into cars. I expected them to like flip the cars over with ease and send em flying and shyt, but to my surprise, the cars barely even moved! I mean, they moved, but only like twelve inches. This got me thinking and i remember years ago, when one of my exes got angry and hit me with a Dodge Ram. I looked up the truck's weight and they are about 5,000 lbs. I survived that obviously and didn't even have to go to the emergency room or anything, just slept it off. That truck was also going between 35-40 mph, and rhinos cannot even run that fast. So, i think i have a pretty good chance of taking a flush hit from one, assuming i don't get horned. Just have always wondered this and will always feel like a part of my life is missing if i never find out. When I get rich, I am going to make this dream a reality. I will include a poll. Discuss.

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@Another Man
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[Sex Luthor]

 

[T’Challa’s Heir]

Kyle Krover took a charge from Shaq and couldn’t eat solid food for 2 weeks. You’d die or wish you died. The

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Kyle Krover took a charge from Shaq and couldn’t eat solid food for 2 weeks. You’d die or wish you died. The

i was hit by a 5,000 lb vehicle, or did you not read that part?

 

[The Guru]

Depends on how clean the hit is.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

i was hit by a 5,000 lb vehicle, or did you not read that part?

That truck was also going slower than 40 mph

For all I know that could mean it was going 3 mph.

But you should aim for it, breh. Don't leave that bucket list unfulfilled.

 

[Genos]

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

y'all rep this man

 

[jackswstd]

Your best bet is to approach a female rhino with a calf. Rhinos won’t usually attack humans unless it’s a female with a calf.

 

[GreenGhxst]

I'm gonna start just making troll threads

And no you'd die

 

[Trajan]

Depends on your footing

It's not a yes or no question

 

[Unknown Poster]

I wonder if anybody looks at Carbon's custom title and sig before they start giving him serious responses in his threads...

 

[ciubaca]

Most of the rhinos have been dehorned.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I'd pay to see you try... but I won't cover the funeral costs

 

[PHamm]

Lol at the poll running at 50%