I've been trying to get a girlfriend for the past 10 years

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That kinda counts as W, at least you're trying. :manny:

I've been single for a long time and wouldn't mind finding a girl, but I haven't actually approached/made any attempts to do so due to fear of rejection/obliviousness to signals/not being very social in general. It's annoying because my sister tells me I should be able to easily get females. Not sweating it tho. :manny:
 

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Native of the NYC, getting fed in the Big D!
I asked out my first girl in 2006
She said no :mjcry:
Between then and now I've asked out at least thousands of women with no luck :mjcry:
You miss every shot You don't take


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You have gotta be joking, breh. No way have you not engaged in not having a woman in 2016.
I mean dat monkey falls a nikka's way by accident.:dahell: Even if your spit game isn't up to par you can get a woman...


:whoa: Without paying for services rendered of course.
 

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Native of the NYC, getting fed in the Big D!
I know how it feels breh. I barely get any likes when I put a picture up of myself on Instagram. So I've come to the conclusion that I'm a unattractive individual :manny:.
Man, don't shyt on yourself like that. Keep your chin up.
Unless you look like Golem, women really ain't that hard to get.

Now luckin up on a "good woman" is a totally different problem. :manny:
 

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I hate to be a hater but I believe if you haven't had some normal romantic interaction with the opposite sex by 24 you're on the road to being one of those adults who's obsession with animals is repulsive. Or someone's who is enveloped by fantasies of super heroes and shyt. That's not repulsive but it's limiting and can lead to dissociative disorder.

Frfr: I know people who were basically virgins until their forties and fifties. As we age what we want in a partner changes. That opens the door for unorthodox relationships. shyt, some people go from being loners to social butterflies and vice versa.

As a teenager I wanted girls my friends approved of. In my early twenties I wanted the baddest bytches within ten miles of my location. Now I'm almost 30 and I wouldn't pursue relationships with any of the girls I would have as a kid fresh out of HS. Hahaha, I want to die twice for saying this corny shyt but, find someone who fukking cares when you're speaking. There are plenty of girls I overlooked who were nice and supportive. I wasn't checking for it back then. I think people are oblivious to people who like them. Most people recognize the DTF vibe, but what about the DTT (down to talk) vibe?

Lol now I can't shake these ratchets and cougars, bang! Being young sucks for romance but I love my young body. I take lots of pictures. I'm at over four thousand selfies from the age of 23. My body fat percentage was so low I was wearing XS shirts and had to get my pants tailored to fit my waist. I was running like 15 miles a day and working out five days a week.
 

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That kinda counts as W, at least you're trying. :manny:

I've been single for a long time and wouldn't mind finding a girl, but I haven't actually approached/made any attempts to do so due to fear of rejection/obliviousness to signals/not being very social in general. It's annoying because my sister tells me I should be able to easily get females. Not sweating it tho. :manny:
:scusthov:









maybe you should ask out your sister :russ:
 

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Man, don't shyt on yourself like that. Keep your chin up.
Unless you look like Golem, women really ain't that hard to get.

Now luckin up on a "good woman" is a totally different problem. :manny:

Thanks for the kind words brethren, but that sh*t definitely be having me feeling a certain type of way.
 

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stop trying so hard...

women smell desperation. Ever talk doesn't have to end with you revealing your hand that you're interested. Keep her guessing a bit. Be her friend, because she has friends, and she would be able to vouch for you...making the process so much easier for you.

It's chess breh..
 

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Native of the NYC, getting fed in the Big D!
Thanks for the kind words brethren, but that sh*t definitely be having me feeling a certain type of way.
Yeah, breh I understand. Maybe changing something about you that can heighten your chances perhaps? It may not take as much adjusting than you think.
Trust me, when you break outta your slump, and hopefully you will, you'll look back on this and laugh.:obama:
 
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