I've been trying to get a girlfriend for the past 10 years

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Better hit the gym, go back to school and major in STEM, dress like a stylish man in his late20s, grow a well-manicured beard, get a nice entry-level luxury whip, get your own place, have artisan candles about next to a large collection of books, start using better deodorant and wearing Tom Ford Tuscan Leather/Tobacco Vanille cologne, and hanging out at art museums, wine tastings, and bars.
If you don't get p*ssy after doing all of this, there is literally no hope for you.
 

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:mjlol: Hit this girl on tinder a few hours ago, a few messages in she gave me her # and Instagram , a few texts and I asked her out for drinks


:myman: Gonna be a fun nite
 

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When i approach women, i prefer to be direct. Is that wrong?

If it works for you, then no.

:ehh:

But my method is for the autistic ones with no swagger. IMO It's the safest route. It also builds up a necessary life skill. Networking is key.
 

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Start taking brazillian Jiu-jitsu
Go 3 times a week minimum
In one year you will have a girl you consider pretty.


These are just the facts
:duck: Nothing makes a p*ssy dry up faster than a man coming home musty as fukk from rolling around with other men on filthy ass gym mats like a toddler in recess, marinating in their hair, sweat, earwax, snot, spit, tears, piss, ass, and semen residue. :scust:

bytches want to go post up in bath and body works for an hour after every time they see you.
 
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Better hit the gym, go back to school and major in STEM, dress like a stylish man in his late20s, grow a well-manicured beard, get a nice entry-level luxury whip, get your own place, have artisan candles about next to a large collection of books, start using better deodorant and wearing Tom Ford Tuscan Leather/Tobacco Vanille cologne, and hanging out at art museums, wine tastings, and bars.
If you don't get p*ssy after doing all of this, there is literally no hope for you.
this, actually works to an extent...im being dead serious and me and a few friends have done EXACTLY this on the list and type of broads you can can get is interesting... half not gonna be quality but their personality gonna be one for the books
 

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:duck: Nothing makes a p*ssy dry up faster than a man coming home musty as fukk from rolling around with other men on filthy ass gym mats like a toddler in recess, marinating in their hair, sweat, earwax, snot, spit, tears, piss, ass, and semen residue. :scust:

bytches want to go post up in bath and body works for an hour after every time they see you.


:skip:
 

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:duck: Nothing makes a p*ssy dry up faster than a man coming home musty as fukk from rolling around with other men on filthy ass gym mats like a toddler in recess, marinating in their hair, sweat, earwax, snot, spit, tears, piss, ass, and semen residue. :scust:

bytches want to go post up in bath and body works for an hour after every time they see you.

Women like the smell of testosterone and beast mode.
But you should bath after you train. You a bytch nikka, but you cant think like a bytch, nikka.

Meanwhile nothing turns the p*ssy into a Fossil faster then a grown ass man who still collects comic books. Please stop, please sit...............before you get hit.
 

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You miss every thot You don't take
fixed :troll:

but seriously tho breh thousands of women and not one? :mjcry:

you're now qualified to shoot up a theatre or school like them cacs :troll::whoa:

please tell me you've at least smashed something in these last ten years :to:
 

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I asked out my first girl in 2006
She said no :mjcry:
Between then and now I've asked out at least thousands of women with no luck :mjcry:
You miss every shot You don't take


- blackierobinson
You probably come off like a creep, needy or desperate - that doesn't work unless you are rich, famous or a male dime. The rest of the male world needs some level of game. Game is just being decent / classy (being vulgar will most likely get you a cheater or a ratchet), upfront and entertaining at some level without being goofy or akward. Just relax be more geniunely interested in her - not just her face, ass, t*ts and vagina. Be casual see what develops.
 
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bet you right hand is swole as fukk :mjcry: at this your destined to be a simp for life :mjcry: lower you standards my g its gon be alright :mjcry:
 
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Focus on you, not these ladies. Get your ass to the gym 5 days a week. Focus on work and start stacking your $.

You'll save a lot of $ cuz you're not at the bar every other day desperately looking for a future wife.

When you have these obsessive negative thoughts about what's wrong with you, etc., you're actually making it worse. Negative thoughts manifest a negative reality.

Hit the gym, get your $ up, quit chasing a chick every night with hopes that she's gonna be your wife. Do this for 2 months and I bet you'll be a much happier and confident individual. Also, get a relationship with God if you don't have one. When you've got that you'll realize you don't need anyone else. And when you've reached that zenith of self actualization, you will be rewarded and likely meet a great chick when you weren't looking for one.

I lived the player life and had a great run with it, but I got tired of it and fell back because a lot of these broads I met might have been great to look at or freaks, I couldn't see myself building a future with them. So I fell back, wasn't chasing anything and was even passing up a lot of chicks. Did that for about 4-5 months and then had a great one come across in my day to day life, not some chick at the bar who prolly is bi-polar and addicted to pills or booze.

Seriously though just hit the gym (a lot) and focus on yourself, not chasing. Things will fall in line from there, I promise. Good luck breh.
 
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