who keeps interviewing these washed rappers in order to hear the same thing over and over again
feel like calling up bret hart to hear about him talk about goldberg or montreal
"You know, when I wrestled Bill Goldberg, everybody told me he was dangerous. They told me he had some mental issues, he was uncoordinated. He was like Lenny from Of Mice and Men if Lenny was in ring shape. But I stood up for Bill Goldberg. I defended him when people called him 'Slowberg,' I said he was just a little green. I wanted to work with Bill Goldberg and prove to everyone he was better than people said he was.
When I, uh........was backstage with Bill Goldberg, I told him like this, I said 'I'll do whatever you want. I know you're new to this, but I'll protect you out there. Just don't hurt me. I'm serious. Don't hurt me. If you hurt me, I'm never going to forgive you.' And then he ended my career and I still haven't forgiven him. I promised him I'd protect him, and he tried to kill me. I don't know why he was so stupid that night, I really don't."