Jay Cutler's parenting adventure. All hell has broken loose

[Joe Sixpack]

Looking all disheveled and shyt. I'm dying thinking about his face knowing his kid's diaper is soiled

Exactly!

 

[beenz]

When my wife leaves and my 10 month old son starts wilin' out when Im tryna play PS4 and he start slappin at the controller, I hand him my old ps3 controller and it kinda occupies him

Oldest trick in the book. I used to do that to my brother as a kid as well with SNES.

 

[Playeroni]

Jax? Someone has been watching a bit too much Sons of Anarchy. Even tho Jax is a g.

 

[King Crimson]

at "I'm about to leave"

Homie was about to go check the mailbox and never come back.

Jay is ready to "turnover" the parenting duties to his wife

did that with my son but he hands me the 360 controller back and pulls the xbox one controller and runs with it

They really do ignorant shyt like that though?

 

[LeVraiPapi]

Homie was about to go check the mailbox and never come back.





They really do ignorant shyt like that though?

I can't even take a peaceful dump anymore. Little dude runs in and flushes the toilet. When he wanna play ball, he'd turn off the tv and throw me the ball too

 

[LeVraiPapi]

I swear, when I think lil man is content just sittin in my arms, he wanna get down and crawl around, which means I gotta get down and crawl wit em

I was in the middle of playing fifa and he tried to catch my eye by throwing the ball at me and I put the ball aside. He sat down and looked at me and let out a disappointing "EEEEEh!" He acted like he was crawling to the kitchen, then made a u turn to eject my game from the xbox. He turned around looking at me giggling like

Dawg, that's when I decided I need a private room for my video game and alone time.

 

[malbaker86]

When my wife leaves and my 10 month old son starts wilin' out when Im tryna play PS4 and he start slappin at the controller, I hand him my old ps3 controller and it kinda occupies him

BINGO!!! i do this ALL the time and it never has failed me

 

[malbaker86]

Id imagine any man with children can relate

Nope, my son is a daddies boy so im

 

[Remote]

You don't say, Jay Cutler quits on his family like he does his team

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

The "I'm About To Leave" Txt Killed Me..Lmfao

 

[Capitol]

Id imagine any man with children can relate

Dawg sometimes I watch my nieces and nephews and that shyt makes me never want to have children. Be having 30 toys laying around but they all fighting over the same one. Nephew too young to even know whats going on so he just start wilding out because everyone else is. Be ready to punt them somewhere with the quickness sometimes

That's why you gottta space these rugrats apart. My daughter is 7 and my son is 11 months...shyt is smooth sailing because all the techniques I learned that worked when my daughter was a baby work on my son. So a nicca can play 2k, have his daughter occupied and his son occupied and not deal with too much bullshyt.

Yea this man knows. That is my sister's problem. Dont ever have two girls back to back. They will fight over the same stuff all day. I dont want none of them problems when they turn into teenagers either

 

[Primetime21]

@ one baby in the crib and the other refusing to eat equating to all hell breaking loose

 

[tonyclifton]

When my wife leaves and my 10 month old son starts wilin' out when Im tryna play PS4 and he start slappin at the controller, I hand him my old ps3 controller and it kinda occupies him

Careful I did this when my son was 1 and he threw the control and broke my tv

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Careful I did this when my son was 1 and he threw the control and broke my tv

My son is at the stage where he likes to drop stuff on the floor on purpose, so yeah, I need to be on the lookout lol

 

[TKOK]

He's about to leave