Jay Cutler's parenting adventure. All hell has broken loose

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LeVraiPapi said:
I can't even take a peaceful dump anymore. Little dude runs in and flushes the toilet. When he wanna play ball, he'd turn off the tv and throw me the ball too :dead:
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That actually sounds kinda cute though. :lupe:
I think I want a son. :lupe:
If he break my Xbox controller I'm spazzing though. :lupe:
Ebonic Plague said:
Play video games when u supposed to be watching your kids brehs. smh.
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What the hell else you supposed to do? Talk to them about how their day went? :childplease:
 
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LeVraiPapi said:
I was in the middle of playing fifa and he tried to catch my eye by throwing the ball at me and I put the ball aside. He sat down and looked at me and let out a disappointing "EEEEEh!" He acted like he was crawling to the kitchen, then made a u turn to eject my game from the xbox. He turned around looking at me giggling like :umad:

Dawg, that's when I decided I need a private room for my video game and alone time. :snoop:
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I never realized the importance of having a man cave until having two sons old enough to rough house each other. Not only do you have to police them from hurting each other, lil dudes want you to get involved all the time
 
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Buckeye Fever said:
When my wife leaves and my 10 month old son starts wilin' out when Im tryna play PS4 and he start slappin at the controller, I hand him my old ps3 controller and it kinda occupies him
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Daughter used to fall for that till she realized I never use that controller.

tonyclifton said:
Careful I did this when my son was 1 and he threw the control and broke my tv :to:
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Mine broke my 60" Samsung..I was heated :birdman: Still aint found a picture that beautiful:mjcry:
Shorty almost became an orphan:demonic:
 
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Jughead said:
That actually sounds kinda cute though. :lupe:
I think I want a son. :lupe:
If he break my Xbox controller I'm spazzing though. :lupe:

What the hell else you supposed to do? Talk to them about how their day went? :childplease:
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:what: yeah bro talk to him about his day. if u too stupid to know what to do with your kid besides letting him watch u play video games your kid already lost.
 
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LeVraiPapi said:
I can't even take a peaceful dump anymore. Little dude runs in and flushes the toilet. When he wanna play ball, he'd turn off the tv and throw me the ball too :dead:
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Dammit if this ain't the truth. My son thinks me taking a shyt is the ideal time for some father son bonding. Lil nikka be busting through the door like Nicholson in the Shining on some "HERE'S JOHNNY!" shyt soon as I think I got a moment of peace. And now that my daughter is crawling she trails right behind him for backup.
 
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Jughead said:
:laugh: @ you getting mad, breh. It ain't that serious.
I don't think anyone in here really neglecting their kids. :comeon:
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im just being an ass...but i had a friend who literally play video games all day while his one yr old be crying in his crib with a shytty diaper. i almost beat his ass one time for that shyt. like dude play with your son. so thats what this thread reminded me of.
 
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