Jay-Z hasn't aged since 1933, anyone care to explain?

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Im looking at the pic trying to figure out how he sitting like that
he defying the laws of physics :lolbron:

Jay ain't never posed that swagged out before since he been active in the rap game:mindblown:....Which means even having top 5 swag of all time he's actually be regressing this whole time:blessed:If he wuz even a cooler nikka than he is now in the 30's imagine what he wuz like when he wuz posted up in Africa still:mindblown:....he probaly got a mention in the bible somewhere:russ:...If he ran with the fact nikkas thought he owned the Nets team,u think my nikka ain't gon run with the idea people really thinkin he can time travel:laff:...I can't wait for the classic subtle lines by Jay placing himself in the prescence of sum of historys greatest people.:salute:


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"I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet"
Everyone said Jay-Z bit Big L in that freestyle but it was the other way around :ohhh:

When he called himself William H. Holla it wasn't a rap gimmick, he was really out there with Billy The Kid :ohhh:

'03 Bonnie & Clyde wasn't a Pac homage :ohhh:
 
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Ol' Methuselah ass niqqa !!! Jay stabbed Jesus on the cross so god cursed him with eternal life then God thought to himself "Sh!t that aint much of a punishment" so he cursed that niqqa to look like a camel as well :damn:
Moral of the story is dont fvck with God kinfolk :whew:
 
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