JBO breh tries to buy coffee at a bikini barista shop (RIP)

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

Only “website” reporting this individual gave himself a dirt nap is a content farm site that’s probably run over in India somewhere. Not saying it isn’t true, but it’s not a legitimate news source.

 

[concise]

Life's Not a Beach at Bikini Beans Coffee, Former Employees Say

Former staff say Bikini Beans Coffee chronically underpays its staff and cultivates a toxic work environment.

www.phoenixnewtimes.com

These are the owners?







I don't trust anything about this. Looks like viral marketing.

 

[Hater Eraser]

RIP to breh but still

I mean just the thought that this breh was spinning the block dizzy

With no trousers on ...

(drawers open Mayne)


Going hyphy to "Wild Thing" cheesing hella hard for PAWGS in the coffee shop parking lot






And then smacked off , mean mugging , vogue smoke ..






... is hellllllla wild tho'

Then he plot twists and unalives himself ??

And if you say this aint wild .. YOU bugging'

2025 starting off Maynie

 

[The BasedFather]

Damn, was laughing at the vid and saw he committed that crazy shyt

 

[drederick tatum]

 

[Kasgoinjail]

He unalived himself?

I take back my lol jeeze

 

[Sterling Archer]

It ain’t even that serious. Just take the L and you’ll be aight.

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

self control of your sexuality is more important than ever in these times. You can still eat and have a roster but modern society got dudes goin off the deep end.

R.I.P. to breh

 

[Doobie Doo]

Damn, was laughing at the vid and saw he committed that crazy shyt

It's still funny..


I just wanted to know from his view what he was expecting to happen by doing this?

 

[NZA]

@NZA have you ever Frequented this Fine Establishment?
Id put it on my AZ Itenerary if my Brother wasnt leaving it

never have been there. you just know the coffee is going to be terrible and they will expect a large tip.

 

[King]

This shyt is HILARIOUS

Funniest part of it is tha dude could've easily gotten off with a slap on the wrist from the vid with a good lawyer

Dude was just looking for an excuse to off himself

 

[Hater Eraser]

Dude was just looking for an excuse to off himself

Well he went out in a blaze of glory viral moment...

They might have his shyt in GTA6 ....

@Brolic you might need to update the OP

 

[verbalkint]

Brehs be crashing out over theses bikini baristas...

 

[T-K-G]

That's true, by move, his only choice was another country. But I had no idea dude was married. Just a very odd thing to do in general, but as a married guy with a job? He was off the deep end.

Nah he definitely could've stayed in the US, I'm sure most people only caught wind of this story BECAUSE he killed himself

He definitely would've had to leave the state tho, unfortunately it looks like he grew up there so all of his family and friends were gonna find out anyway and they called the wife personally, so yea, woulda been crazy trying to cut ties from all of them within a few days/weeks

Stil tho I'd rather risk going to another country and just starting from scratch than killing myself immediately at least wait until you hear sirens or something


He ain't even try to hit em with the "I was on a bad batch of drugs send me to rehab to forget about this trauma "




This dude was all short-term impulses

 

[Devilinurear]

Brehs be crashing out over theses bikini baristas...

These are the type of dudes who think strippers really like them