this never gets old
Jehovah Witnesses are the rudest muhfukkas on the planet.
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this never gets old
I remember they would come to our house when my grandma lived with us 
Grandma would let them in, give them tea, coffee, fresh fruit and sit there talking to them for like an hour and a half about god and such.
They'd come back other times she'd do the same thing again, giving them stuff i wanted to eat later. They came knocking once when she was out, i opened the door
i'm busy pleighboi sorry
Grandma would let them in, give them tea, coffee, fresh fruit and sit there talking to them for like an hour and a half about god and such.
They'd come back other times she'd do the same thing again, giving them stuff i wanted to eat later. They came knocking once when she was out, i opened the door
i'm busy pleighboi sorry 
FrederickDouglas
All Star
No. It's all unpaid volunteer work (unless you're appointed by headquarters as a "special pioneer" with a monthly stipend and a monthly hour requirement of 130. That is rare...and getting rarer).
I would hardly call what JWs do harassment. And they have fought in the United States Supreme Court for their right to evangelize door-to-door.
No. It's all unpaid volunteer work (unless you're appointed by headquarters as a "special pioneer" with a monthly stipend and a monthly hour requirement of 130. That is rare...and getting rarer).
I would hardly call what JWs do harassment. And they have fought in the United States Supreme Court for their right to evangelize door-to-door.
Before where I use to live they use to be mad ruthless hiding behind trees and shyt, but where I live now we got nice old ladies and shyt..
Yoo
It does say tie a weight around your neck and be hurled into the seadudes are insane
got into it with them once about how they knew jesus was real. "its in the bible". so what? "but its the bible"
i wish the bible told people to jump off a bridge, i bet most of them would do it
if you cause my little ones to go astray
...
close
but I don't think anyone has done it ...
DaRealness
I think very deeply
I'm glad I left this religion years ago.
Knicksman20
Superstar
A lot of Witnesses want to be at your door as much as you want them to be there.
It's a high control cult that shuns those who disassociate or who are disfellowshipped, with children who are indoctrinated at an early age, so many members suffer in silence because they don't want to tear apart their families or friendships.
The whole questioning thing is actually part of predesigned presentations that are sent from headquarters in New York. They are instructed to use those presentations for their literature.
If you tell them you are not interested, generally they will leave you alone. There is no reason to be discorteous or belligerent. You might still get a visit every few months or so because they have cities divided up into territories that they preach in at least once a year, so any time the territory you live in is being used, you can expect a visit.
But it's pointless, and actually petty, to antagonize JWs for coming to your door. They're only ever coming for one of two reasons...1. They believe and want to save your life. 2. They don't believe and are being pressured into it by family or friends.
How did I know you'd be on here kicking dirt on them again
FrederickDouglas
All Star
Kicking dirt?
I'm telling these nikkas NOT to antagonize Jehovah's Witnesses. I just said they're either well-meaning and misinformed, or figuratively trapped in the religion.
I'm probably the person most sympathetic to their plight in this whole fukking thread
My closest friends family are pretty much all Jehovah Witnesses and I swear to god you've never lied.They're judgemental as hell, too.
When I was 13 - 16, I used to go my boy and his sister for spring break out of town when they would stay with their grandparents who are staunch Jehovah Witnesses.
The shyt I'd see and hear at the Kingdom Hall services.
Once you grow on them, it's not too bad though.
saint25225
Pro
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FrederickDouglas
All Star
Just look at what they're calling Jehovah's Witnesses in this very thread.
Rude
Weird
Laughingstock of the religious world
Fools
Judgmental
Insane
Just know you could very well be talking about a Coli member's parents, siblings, or children.
You could be talking about a child indoctrinated into the cult and can't leave when they're older without losing their entire social circle
You could be talking about someone who thinks it's bullshyt just like you do, but they do the door-to-door shyt anyway because they don't want to destroy their fukking families.
And you call JWs judgmental...
Rude
Weird
Laughingstock of the religious world
Fools
Judgmental
Insane
Just know you could very well be talking about a Coli member's parents, siblings, or children.
You could be talking about a child indoctrinated into the cult and can't leave when they're older without losing their entire social circle
You could be talking about someone who thinks it's bullshyt just like you do, but they do the door-to-door shyt anyway because they don't want to destroy their fukking families.
And you call JWs judgmental...