Jehovah's Witnesses rolling DEEP in these skreets

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Every block downtown I see them posted up with the face, holding they books and shyt.


It's a lot more tolerable than them knocking on your door midway midw a blunt or fukkin but at the same time damn They really outchea

 

[invalid]

I just realized about a month ago that those people standing on the street were JW. I thought they were Mormons. I never see them talking to anybody. They be out there even when it’s like 15 degrees outside. That got to be hell.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Y'all ever notice how you only see black JW's out there, going door to door?

 

[Counter Racist Male]

Y'all ever notice how you only see black JW's out there, going door to door?

I've seen plenty of White ones too.

 

[African_brehda]

They are fukking relentless breh. Telling them no is like motivating them

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I just realized about a month ago that those people standing on the street were JW. I thought they were Mormons. I never see them talking to anybody. They be out there even when it’s like 15 degrees outside. That got to be hell.

Yeah they be out in Atlanta all the time and I noticed they don’t approach you, cause I saw the same ones at the Marta everyday and I never seen them talking to anyone.

So me being me, one day I walked up to them and was like why I never see y’all talking to anyone lol. They just be standing their with their books. They told me that they don’t approach people and they wait for people to approach them. I talked to them for like 5 minutes. Then when I seen them after that it would just be a head nod, but I never talked to them again.

 

[ORDER_66]

Do these people have regular jobs... everytime I see them standing in the subway while I'm on the way to work I'm like... Do they get paid for this shyt???

 

[987654321]

NYC 2021 *You get off the train to visit a bad bytch, you met off ig, in her building. You stumble on 30+ J-Hova’s posted outside on the stoop*

*you freeze in your tracks, knowing you fukked up. You forgot the “blicky” and ya fam linked with some jersey bytches so assed out alone, if it goes down. You step forward, casually, hoping they didn’t notice your moment of weakness. You try to cut across the grass to maybe find another entrance*

*a short teenager, in a faded avirex jacket, a 2-tone untied durag, some black creased uptown’s, a dingy Hanes white t-shirt and a clip on tie, looks up from his dice game and notices you. He elbows his friends and then stands to try to get your attention...*

“Yeeerrrrrrrr!...... I said YERRRRRRRR!.... Son, comeah!! I got some watch towers for you, B!”

*your heart drops, as you keep walking. You know you can’t play it off like you can’t hear. The bytch in you makes you instinctively smile as you vaguely point in a general direction. You weakly respond:

“Naaahhh, son, I-I-I gotta get over here right quick...”

*knowing you just condemned yourself, your knees buckle as the crowd all rises and starts to move towards you aggressively. Before you can speed up, you find that part of the crowd had broken off and moved into your path. The train is too far to run. Your only hope is some passerby sees you on your back receiving body blows and “do it for lil saint” spins on your face.... but it’s 2:30am and the ave is deserted.*

“I said I got these watch towers for you B, you ain’t fukkin heah me B!?!?”

*the shorter man continues*

“yo, this nikka getting converted tonight, B! WE GON CONVERT THIS nikka, B!”

*you panic, making a break for the waist high fence. You feel a wheat construct slide in front of your own wheat constructs, causing you to trip and fall... they’re instantly on you slapping you up with watch towers, stomping your ribs, and running your pockets for donations while reciting scripture...

The short leader reads aloud from one hand, as he removes your G-shock with the other...

“...at my lowest jehova is my hope, son!... at my darkest! Jehova is my fukkin LIGHT nikka!..... AT MY WEAKEST.....JEH....”

*just before you black out, you see an NYPD squad car slowly pass, shaking their heads. As Nas once said: “certain parts of the streets, the beast don’t want a part of...”

 

[humminbird]

Y'all ever notice how you only see black JW's out there, going door to door?

White ones have knocked on my door. they are rare though.

 

[null]

Do these people have regular jobs... everytime I see them standing in the subway while I'm on the way to work I'm like... Do they get paid for this shyt???

Some get subsidised / free accommodation, food and a stipend. The vast majority do it for free.

 

[ORDER_66]

Some get subsidised / free accommodation, food and a stipend. The vast majority do it for free.

These muthafukkas need to get a fukking job...

 

[Fillerguy]

I always used to talk to them to expose their beliefs. Apparently theres only enough eoom for 144k ppl in heaven. Their religion is hundreds of years old.....is heaven full or the guest list super elite status.


They've stopped coming.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Was raised a JW. They are good people but believe in fairytales. Majority minority women that need something to believe in. Easy for them to get caught up.

They are great people though. Very caring and loving of their religious community.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

They are fukking relentless breh. Telling them no is like motivating them

Yea cause as it’s religion based, they truly are trying to do what they feel is right and save people. Now whether you believe in their beliefs is one thing, but they are almost always doing what they do from the goodness of their heart.


Baptist need to learn a thing or two, those where the snakes be at

 

[WaveGang]

Same in England... Never see them talking to anyone.