Jehovah's Witnesses rolling DEEP in these skreets

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JW’s have jobs. They schedule time off to go preach. The older retired ones preach full time. Or housewives will preach full time. They consider spreading the word the most important thing you can do. It’s a sin not to spread hope and salvation to others.

These are good people. Annoying AF yes. But they think they are doing what god wants.
 

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I always used to talk to them to expose their beliefs. Apparently theres only enough eoom for 144k ppl in heaven. Their religion is hundreds of years old.....is heaven full or the guest list super elite status.


They've stopped coming.


What you’re saying can easily be counteracted.. I don’t even go to a religious organization and I can even combat this lazy argument lol
 

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JW’s have jobs. They schedule time off to go preach. The older retired ones preach full time. Or housewives will preach full time. They consider spreading the word the most important thing you can do. It’s a sin not to spread hope and salvation to others.

These are good people. Annoying AF yes. But they think they are doing what god wants.

yeah there’s actually a bible verse telling Christians to do that..
 

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Same in England... Never see them talking to anyone.

They used to get into my building when I lived in Peckham.

Nothing worse than hearing the door knocking expecting someone else and seeing these MF'ers standing outside.

Who want to talk for a "quick moment." They rely on most people not wanting to be rude.
 

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JW’s have jobs. They schedule time off to go preach. The older retired ones preach full time. Or housewives will preach full time. They consider spreading the word the most important thing you can do. It’s a sin not to spread hope and salvation to others.

These are good people. Annoying AF yes. But they think they are doing what god wants.

Sounds like a waste of a good productive weekend...:hhh:
 

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They got the largest religious presence I've seen in a long time. The Black Hebrew Israelites be active too but no where near as heavy...

Plus you never know what kinda energy they're bringing, it's a coin toss on their colors :whoa:
NYC 2021 *You get off the train to visit a bad bytch, you met off ig, in her building. You stumble on 30+ J-Hova’s posted outside on the stoop*

*you freeze in your tracks, knowing you fukked up. You forgot the “blicky” and ya fam linked with some jersey bytches so assed out alone, if it goes down. You step forward, casually, hoping they didn’t notice your moment of weakness. You try to cut across the grass to maybe find another entrance*

*a short teenager, in a faded avirex jacket, a 2-tone untied durag, some black creased uptown’s, a dingy Hanes white t-shirt and a clip on tie, looks up from his dice game and notices you. He elbows his friends and then stands to try to get your attention...*

“Yeeerrrrrrrr!...... I said YERRRRRRRR!.... Son, comeah!! I got some watch towers for you, B!”

*your heart drops, as you keep walking. You know you can’t play it off like you can’t hear. The bytch in you makes you instinctively smile as you vaguely point in a general direction. You weakly respond:

“Naaahhh, son, I-I-I gotta get over here right quick...”

*knowing you just condemned yourself, your knees buckle as the crowd all rises and starts to move towards you aggressively. Before you can speed up, you find that part of the crowd had broken off and moved into your path. The train is too far to run. Your only hope is some passerby sees you on your back receiving body blows and “do it for lil saint” spins on your face.... but it’s 2:30am and the ave is deserted.*

“I said I got these watch towers for you B, you ain’t fukkin heah me B!?!?”

*the shorter man continues*

“yo, this nikka getting converted tonight, B! WE GON CONVERT THIS nikka, B!”

*you panic, making a break for the waist high fence. You feel a wheat construct slide in front of your own wheat constructs, causing you to trip and fall... they’re instantly on you slapping you up with watch towers, stomping your ribs, and running your pockets for donations while reciting scripture...

The short leader reads aloud from one hand, as he removes your G-shock with the other...

“...at my lowest jehova is my hope, son!... at my darkest! Jehova is my fukkin LIGHT nikka!..... AT MY WEAKEST.....JEH....”

*just before you black out, you see an NYPD squad car slowly pass, shaking their heads. As Nas once said: “certain parts of the streets, the beast don’t want a part of...”
You gotta be thinking of "Hov's Witnesses" or some shyt :dead:
 

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Was raised a JW. They are good people but believe in fairytales. Majority minority women that need something to believe in. Easy for them to get caught up.

They are great people though. Very caring and loving of their religious community.

Their blind faith allows brain washing, child molestation, wife and child physical abuse and other things to be buried and not brought to the attention of the law.

Their blind faith means that people miss out on education, broader learning and live in a fantasy world where they think they will not get old nor that they will have to think about providing for their old age. Then reality dawns.

Their blind faith brings people up with a mindset that primes them for exploitation should they ever leave because they are never taught about the reality of the world.

They are not great people in my book.
 

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I can that there is a lot people don't get about the JWs.

I will say this the same way you believe the earth rock is the 3rd rock from the sun is the same way they believe what they are doing is right.
 
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Y'all ever notice how you only see black JW's out there, going door to door?

fukked up thing is its one of the more historically racist religions. The leaders use to say that if black people were loyal and true Witnesses then their skin would turn lighter and lighter until it was white.


fukk Jehovah’s Witnesses
 
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fukked up thing is its one of the more historically racist religions. The leaders use to say that if black people were loyal and true Witnesses then their skin would turn lighter and lighter until it was white.


fukk Jehovah’s Witnesses


There much less racism between JWs than almost any other religion I've ever seen. Don't believe me go to a JW convention.
 
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I always used to talk to them to expose their beliefs. Apparently theres only enough eoom for 144k ppl in heaven. Their religion is hundreds of years old.....is heaven full or the guest list super elite status.


They've stopped coming.
They believe everyone else will be ressurected and enjoy ever lasting life on Earth as it was originally intended for Adam and Eve.
 
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